i went to the shoppers at 3am last night to get toilet paper. i was riding my scooter. there was a guy standing outside smirking at me as i zipped past.
guy: oh scooter girl, thank god you're here!
me: i'm out to save the world.
guy: someone's gotta do it.
awesome!
guy: oh scooter girl, thank god you're here!
me: i'm out to save the world.
guy: someone's gotta do it.
awesome!
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slamurai:
i think that was me 
did he have a shaved head and a soul patch and was deadly handsome...then it was probably me 
did he have a shaved head and a soul patch and was deadly handsome...then it was probably me 
catdad:
It's about time for you to update, don't you think? You must have some new stories to tell from the last two months.