dear loyal readers (all 2 of you),
i have only one thing to report today:
FUCK YOU, SCUBA!!
today was my fourth class. there are two more to go, but i've had enough! there have been no more humiliating incidents (unless you count the new move i invented last friday, the "face-first" entry...what can you do when you weigh only 110 pounds and the scuba gear weighs about 60); however, i'm not enjoying it and the time has come to say bye-bye.
i feel much better about everything. now i can concentrate on more important things, like the fact that there is now a MALE realdoll. i kid you not. let's hear it for charlie: http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html. funny, though, that there's only one body type, and nowhere does it say you can choose the size of the penis (there are endless possibilities with the female dolls). i bet it's just a matter of time and demand.
*kiss* to everyone reading this. i'm in a good mood.
a.
i have only one thing to report today:
FUCK YOU, SCUBA!!
today was my fourth class. there are two more to go, but i've had enough! there have been no more humiliating incidents (unless you count the new move i invented last friday, the "face-first" entry...what can you do when you weigh only 110 pounds and the scuba gear weighs about 60); however, i'm not enjoying it and the time has come to say bye-bye.
i feel much better about everything. now i can concentrate on more important things, like the fact that there is now a MALE realdoll. i kid you not. let's hear it for charlie: http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html. funny, though, that there's only one body type, and nowhere does it say you can choose the size of the penis (there are endless possibilities with the female dolls). i bet it's just a matter of time and demand.
*kiss* to everyone reading this. i'm in a good mood.
a.
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lesbian english professors are the bomb. when i was doing my masters' degree, i worked on an electronic research project in which i wrote and added SGML tags to biographies of women writers in the UK. about half of us were lesbians, and the other half were a bit ambiguous. i fantasized that at one moment i could be saying, "yes, katherine, i will verify that virginia woolf's relationship with vita sackville-west should be tagged as relationship with the erotic attribute = yes" and at the next minute be under her desk. oh yes!