cleaned my apartment for 15 hours. stank of lysol, drano, fantastik, vim, windex, and swiffer pads. have only now started to regain some feeling in my neck and arms.
but i moved across the hall into a swank new pad! with heat, oh my god, heat! it feels like pure luxury. i want to roll around on a fake-fur rug wearing some skanky lingerie and just masturbate for three days...while watching the snow fall outside...and it will fall soon.
goddamn fucking job!
but i moved across the hall into a swank new pad! with heat, oh my god, heat! it feels like pure luxury. i want to roll around on a fake-fur rug wearing some skanky lingerie and just masturbate for three days...while watching the snow fall outside...and it will fall soon.
goddamn fucking job!
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you used swank and skank in the same journal entry. i think you're super fantastic.