i've missed you. 
so i've survived two of three bridal showers for my sister. between her bridezilla-esque outbursts and the pressure from relatives to get married myself, i think i'm losing my mind. dad means well, but telling me "your grandma's in bad shape, you know...she's just waiting for your wedding day" is just a big ol' dirty guilt trip.
to make matters worse, i gashed my arm open on a pointy bit of TV cable the night before the first shower. my wrist was puffy and bleeding, and i thought, fuck, just what i need. all those relatives are going to think i'm elaine's poor, 30-year-old, unmarried SUICIDAL sister.
but there WAS a really entertaining moment when my sister got pissed off about the seating plan for the reception and started fighting with her fiance: "they're YOUR biological parents. i am NOT putting MY friends at weird table number 7!!!"
next week is the fun part. i get to plan the stagette! it's going to be really raunchy. got any ideas for some fun games?
so i've survived two of three bridal showers for my sister. between her bridezilla-esque outbursts and the pressure from relatives to get married myself, i think i'm losing my mind. dad means well, but telling me "your grandma's in bad shape, you know...she's just waiting for your wedding day" is just a big ol' dirty guilt trip.
to make matters worse, i gashed my arm open on a pointy bit of TV cable the night before the first shower. my wrist was puffy and bleeding, and i thought, fuck, just what i need. all those relatives are going to think i'm elaine's poor, 30-year-old, unmarried SUICIDAL sister.
but there WAS a really entertaining moment when my sister got pissed off about the seating plan for the reception and started fighting with her fiance: "they're YOUR biological parents. i am NOT putting MY friends at weird table number 7!!!"
next week is the fun part. i get to plan the stagette! it's going to be really raunchy. got any ideas for some fun games?
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want to know the worst thing about said ears? it's only the one that was photographed in all its glory that sticks out that way... when i was teeny, one of the teachers in my school broke it by yanking me out of my seat by it.
and speaking of ears, i trust elliott recieved his going away rub behind his, yes?