clare says she likes to hang out with me because i'm not very judgemental and i have no boundaries: "i can tell you i ate a piece of shit and you would just say, 'hmm. that's very interesting.'"
i pointed out that i'd also be likely to say:
"i did that too!! did yours taste kind of nutty?"
"was it your shit or someone else's?"
"did you fish it out of the toilet or did you just find it in the street?"
i find that when nothing offends you, people will tell you about all kinds of stuff, like the double penetration group sex session they had in '99, or the computers they stole from school, or the sad and shameful thing they did to their girlfriends/boyfriends, or how much they would like to "join the mile high club" with you.
what crazy stories have you heard lately?
i wish i could finish this story by saying that i joined the mile high club with that guy, but it just didn't work out.
i pointed out that i'd also be likely to say:
"i did that too!! did yours taste kind of nutty?"
"was it your shit or someone else's?"
"did you fish it out of the toilet or did you just find it in the street?"
i find that when nothing offends you, people will tell you about all kinds of stuff, like the double penetration group sex session they had in '99, or the computers they stole from school, or the sad and shameful thing they did to their girlfriends/boyfriends, or how much they would like to "join the mile high club" with you.
what crazy stories have you heard lately?
i wish i could finish this story by saying that i joined the mile high club with that guy, but it just didn't work out.
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It is pretty messed up that they'll stress a character's inner beauty, but then see the need to convert that into outer beauty (the normal, generic kind). Because you're not really beautiful unless people can tell it just by looking at you. And of course, no girl could ever choose to forego make-up and feminine clothes. If a girl isn't into either of those things, it's probably because her mother died when she was young and she's been lacking a positive female role-model ever since.
A female friend once recounted the story to me of how a guy was giving her head as she sat on the couch. All of a sudden the guy began to moan more loudly and finally just had to ask her how the hell she you doing what she was doing. It turn out her pug had walked up behind him and started to lick his asshole. I gues the guy thought that she had streched around somehow. Yeah that's a good story...haha