assface

you said: " i cant emphasize enough how tubular she is "
and I almost choked on the food I was trying to consume.

You are not an old man. If you are an old man that means I'm just as ancient.

actually it WAS bacon. you're correct. scary.

you silly! other people work there you know! hehehe.

it was another teacher

oh, baby. i got all aroused with that eyeball lovin talk.
good luck.

lalalala.
how is the weather down there?

miss you giggalo.

totally true. connection. near impossible.

by the way, as though it meant anything, I still laugh when i see your name. even on my friends list it never fails to surface amusement. I can't believe how simple it is and yet how completely hilarious it will always be.
perhaps it's me who is simple.

you did make sense, and did help, so poop on you, mr no confidence. And really, thanks for reading the whole entry. nw you want to talk abotu not making sense. I was really afraid noone would read it, even thoguh it was important for me to write. you should get your ass and face together over to that board thread, I want more ideas.
-Dave

ok. so, i should have mentioned that he is actually "arseface", but whatever.
here's what he's going to look like in the movie adaptation: http://www.neonwheels.com/preacher/images/arseface.jpg

arrarrrr! rawrrr! you have one sexy forehead!

i think that you're right about crushes...such a strange land to enter with no visa...if i could i would climb to the top of a very sharp mountain peak and read words of wisdom to the wind, in the hope that it would return to me again as a breeze through my bedroom window...thanks for writing to me...i think that i've rarely felt as lonely as this site makes me feel...words on my screen directed at little ol' me were all i was really needing...thanks...and i second the motion about your forehead (even though i'm not sure which one it is ;> )...i'll have to look into salinger...

you must change your location, assface. i wish you were here so you could come to NYCurry. poop.

miss you.

1. are you really that pale?

2. why did you go back there if you are now unhappy?

3. come back!

my sentiments exactly. only i don't want to go back unless i can avoid the cellar i was kept in as a child... *twitch*

I hope your move is smooth. Message me when you're settled.

god, why are you moving here to dtown?

yes, nice musical tastes. gotta love sifl and olly as well.

gotta hate the pigs in new england. fuckers.

you win for fantasy by the way. touching dia's face would be delightful.

oh man i will definately not miss the NE pigs. they are everywhere. its amazing. i have to be on that speedomiter like white on rice 'round these parts.

and where might you be?

i met someone like that once. we sat and conversed in a way unlike anything i have known. now i tremble in the fear of dismissal. the fear. the fear. it is enough to level one and ensure a devastation unparalleled.

hehe
am dork.

am drunk

hehe. Girls are cute.