A group of 4 adults came into work today literally 20 minutes before we were closing. One of the couples didn't seem to understand that we can't give gaming time for them to go on the consoles as we do it hourly. So instead of accepting what my manager Alex had explained to them....this knob'ed guy decided to walk over to the console, piss around with the tv and continued to try and play on the console. Literally a few seconds before he decided to do this, Alex was going to let them play for the last 20 minutes for free but as he was being cocky, he ruined it for him and his friends.
So the guy walks back over to the bar looking embarrased and started complaining about it. I, calmly...explained to him HOW we run the consoles...the group walk away from the bar but not far enough for us not to hear them.
Him and his mrs were laughing at the situation, the other couple weren't too pleased by this and told him that they don't want any trouble as they like the place. But no no....this dick'ed continues to take the piss....unfortunetly for him i overheard him. I left it for a little while as i really couldn't be arsed with confrontation. BUT he went a little too far with comments for my liking. I stared him out until they all realized i was listening in. He notices my evil stares and tries to pretend like i didn't hear and attempted at complimenting the place.
Nah...i don't take too kindly to people taking the piss out of me.
I suddenly saw red and proceeded to tell him that i could hear every fucking word he said. That if he wants to talk shit about the staff then have some fucking common sense and walk far enough for us not to hear. He then started being funny about how ridiculous we were being about the consoles and that we were being out of order and how he wasn't talking about us when he clearly was....This only angered me more and told him that he can get the fuck out of the bar, that he was acting like a whiney little child just because he couldn't play 20 minutes of fifa and that if he doesn't leave now i'll kick him the fuck out. He comes out with "Make me"......fucker. I started putting the cleaning cloth down from my hand and started to move towards him but his Mrs had a little hissy fit as she was embarrased and stormed out, followed by him running after her like a little bitch.
Ok, lets keep in mind that my manager Alex who was also a doorman at one point.....was stood next to me, doing absolutely fuck all. Didn't tell him to calm down and didn't attempt to kick him out when the guy was bad mouthing. The fact that i looked at him when i was about to walk over to this guy and forcely move him out on my own...he did nothing. I mean, good job they left or i could of ended up hitting the guy from him not moving.
Despite all that, i had to apologize to Alex and the rest of the customers around me as i was screaming my head off swearing....not exactly very professional being bar staff but once someone bad mouths me or blatantly winds me up, nothing and no one can stop me....Apart from Adam (my partner in crime) Although Adam would just join in with me and would of intimidated the fuck out of anyone who bad mouthed me, guaranteed.
Maybe i should sack off being bar staff and become a bouncer instead. I reckon i'd be pretty fucking good at keeping dick'eds away. Although i might get carried away and jump on them in the process.....
I was shaking with anger so much afterwards that i ended up smashing a glass (accidently) and cut my hand
Anyway, do you love my crystal skull head vodka bottle and the 2 little skull head shot glasses i got from work? I DO!

My skull head family <3
Time to catch up on Breaking Bad before a long day at work tomorrow.
Much love from a very stressed out Asphazia X x
So the guy walks back over to the bar looking embarrased and started complaining about it. I, calmly...explained to him HOW we run the consoles...the group walk away from the bar but not far enough for us not to hear them.
Him and his mrs were laughing at the situation, the other couple weren't too pleased by this and told him that they don't want any trouble as they like the place. But no no....this dick'ed continues to take the piss....unfortunetly for him i overheard him. I left it for a little while as i really couldn't be arsed with confrontation. BUT he went a little too far with comments for my liking. I stared him out until they all realized i was listening in. He notices my evil stares and tries to pretend like i didn't hear and attempted at complimenting the place.
Nah...i don't take too kindly to people taking the piss out of me.
I suddenly saw red and proceeded to tell him that i could hear every fucking word he said. That if he wants to talk shit about the staff then have some fucking common sense and walk far enough for us not to hear. He then started being funny about how ridiculous we were being about the consoles and that we were being out of order and how he wasn't talking about us when he clearly was....This only angered me more and told him that he can get the fuck out of the bar, that he was acting like a whiney little child just because he couldn't play 20 minutes of fifa and that if he doesn't leave now i'll kick him the fuck out. He comes out with "Make me"......fucker. I started putting the cleaning cloth down from my hand and started to move towards him but his Mrs had a little hissy fit as she was embarrased and stormed out, followed by him running after her like a little bitch.
Ok, lets keep in mind that my manager Alex who was also a doorman at one point.....was stood next to me, doing absolutely fuck all. Didn't tell him to calm down and didn't attempt to kick him out when the guy was bad mouthing. The fact that i looked at him when i was about to walk over to this guy and forcely move him out on my own...he did nothing. I mean, good job they left or i could of ended up hitting the guy from him not moving.
Despite all that, i had to apologize to Alex and the rest of the customers around me as i was screaming my head off swearing....not exactly very professional being bar staff but once someone bad mouths me or blatantly winds me up, nothing and no one can stop me....Apart from Adam (my partner in crime) Although Adam would just join in with me and would of intimidated the fuck out of anyone who bad mouthed me, guaranteed.
Maybe i should sack off being bar staff and become a bouncer instead. I reckon i'd be pretty fucking good at keeping dick'eds away. Although i might get carried away and jump on them in the process.....
I was shaking with anger so much afterwards that i ended up smashing a glass (accidently) and cut my hand

Anyway, do you love my crystal skull head vodka bottle and the 2 little skull head shot glasses i got from work? I DO!

My skull head family <3
Time to catch up on Breaking Bad before a long day at work tomorrow.
Much love from a very stressed out Asphazia X x
shmoogy:
Sorry you had to deal with silly people, I like the skull glasses 
