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i hate that i missed your birthday, but my kitty died that day and i wasn't really in the mood for a big party. next time, though, definitely!
MARK 5:9
2: And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit
3: Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains
4: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5: And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
6: But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
7: And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.
8: For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
9: And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many
Heres how you do it.
Step one: get small saucer plate dump 2 shots of sambuca
Step two: get small glass cup
Step three: get paper towel & straw
Step four: light semboca and place cup inside saucer
Step five: once fire is out from vacuum...
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WORK IS OVER RATED
god i need a job.
I am going to unleash a pack of starving shrews in your house.
I am going to rip your face off and skull fuck your eyesockets.
(Just kiddin', but I will be happy to take it off your hands!)