Jordan I have your hat I always forget to bring it over ill try and remember today!
Hello all I havnt been on in awhile heres my update. Im now 23 yrs old I have a house with a cool roommate off El Cajon Blvd I dont drink much, but I do drugs occasionally to make up for it. Oh ya and I love sex and it loves me back. My girl is awesome some of you might know her. We have...
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almightymabel:
are you two living together? honestly i think you make the cutest couple! what kind of puppy did you get??? i might be able to help out with some of the problems you're having.
i hate that i missed your birthday, but my kitty died that day and i wasn't really in the mood for a big party. next time, though, definitely!
i hate that i missed your birthday, but my kitty died that day and i wasn't really in the mood for a big party. next time, though, definitely!
Its Tuesday and Im still tired and sore for a 12 hour sex session on saterday-sunday god I love life well maybe not god but you get the jist
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almightymabel:
ha-ay! 12 hour sex sessions are always a good thing 
almightymabel:
heard it was your birthday! have a good one!
Its 9:31 P.M. on Tuesday and I'm bored off my ass... no fun times tonight I'm sad in the pants. 
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Well its yet another Monday I'm tired as usual waiting for my daughter to show up and play for a few hours. Then I get to nap then go play some guitar hero! This update brought to you by ...
thedarkharlequin:
Fix your damn quote
MARK 5:9
MARK 5:9
2: And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit
3: Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains
4: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5: And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
6: But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,
7: And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.
8: For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
9: And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many
thedarkharlequin:
I stab you, with a stick of +1 stabbyness o' doom. and you suffer internal bleeding of your squidallyspooch. and you sit there and die, you die untill you're dead. then i sell your corpse to el cajon blvd tamale makers.
Woot trying a new drink today called Volcano dont know if its good or bad will find out later.
Heres how you do it.
Step one: get small saucer plate dump 2 shots of sambuca
Step two: get small glass cup
Step three: get paper towel & straw
Step four: light semboca and place cup inside saucer
Step five: once fire is out from vacuum...
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Heres how you do it.
Step one: get small saucer plate dump 2 shots of sambuca
Step two: get small glass cup
Step three: get paper towel & straw
Step four: light semboca and place cup inside saucer
Step five: once fire is out from vacuum...
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cinnamongurl:
You okay up there in Alpine?
Snow Shoots my new favorite drink of all time! 
thedarkharlequin:
your gonna fuckin die, you know that right
cinnamongurl:
What are snow shoots? Should I be scared?
Its Friday anything going on tonight if not lets make something happen.
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cinnamongurl:
Anytime after 5 is cool.
_brody_:
From what I heard, you didn't miss anything, haha.
Yay its Thursday and I'm very late for work
_jordan_:
Work is overrated. Eat some coco puffs and cruise in later.
_brody_:
i have to agree with Jordan.
WORK IS OVER RATED
god i need a job.
WORK IS OVER RATED
god i need a job.
Sunday night and I'm bored as hell....
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_brody_:
I am going to rip your head off and shit down your throat.
I am going to unleash a pack of starving shrews in your house.
I am going to rip your face off and skull fuck your eyesockets.
I am going to unleash a pack of starving shrews in your house.
I am going to rip your face off and skull fuck your eyesockets.
cinnamongurl:
Don't listen to Brody she is all hard talkin but really just as sweet as they come 
hehe
heheWell its Friday night and I'm doing jack shit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate it meh
asmody:
I don't want to have to kill you
They'll find out and I will feel blue
Like to take all the skin off your face
Like to smash all your brains with a vase
Wish I could be a fly in your hand
Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead
Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
Oh I don't want to have to hide you
It's so cold and I'll get the flu
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
I don't want to (x8)
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
I don't want to have to eat you
I won't fit into my swim suit
You've got so much flesh on top your bones
You could cause a bloody big cyclone
Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs
Splash the blood onto my baby's bibs
Make a mess dripping crimson and bone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
Make a mess dripping crimson and bone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
I don't wanna have to (x4)
Best song ever
They'll find out and I will feel blue
Like to take all the skin off your face
Like to smash all your brains with a vase
Wish I could be a fly in your hand
Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead
Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
Oh I don't want to have to hide you
It's so cold and I'll get the flu
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
I don't want to (x8)
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na
I don't want to have to eat you
I won't fit into my swim suit
You've got so much flesh on top your bones
You could cause a bloody big cyclone
Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs
Splash the blood onto my baby's bibs
Make a mess dripping crimson and bone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
Make a mess dripping crimson and bone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
Break your face with a stale ice cream cone
I don't wanna have to (x4)
Best song ever
(Just kiddin', but I will be happy to take it off your hands!)