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It's been another crazy week in Texas! Am I the only one who feels like every year is busier than the last? It seems that no matter how much I get done in any given week, there's always a million things waiting to pour into the tiny little gap I've made myself. Ick. Ok, enough bitching.
I feel like putting on something silly tonight -...
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Well, apparently LFP has lower standards than SG. (HA!) I submitted several of my re-jec-ted pics from the first set to Hustler for their amateur contest (called, unfortunately, Beaver Hunt) and they loved them. I had a nice, twenty minute phone conversation with their managing editor and it eems I'll be receiving a little check and having my photos in their millions-plus monthly circulation in...
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I wish I had the energy to catch everyone up on all the shit that's not going on right now, but I'm soooo sleepy! For the last three days I can't stay awake for more than a few hours at a time. (New medicine, probably) I promise promise promise to return mail, comments, and general love as soon as I can stop yawning!
Love and...
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I spent the entire weekend working in my yard. So beautiful out and so much work to do. I've been in the mood to clean so I've also been emptying out closets, cleaning out my shed, etcetera on the hard work. I guess I'd better do it while I'm in the mood. No telling when it'll happen again!

Here are some more pics. The pigtails...
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Boo! Hiss!
SG turned down Soix's Ass Group! Damn them all to hell! (Kidding, Big Brother is listening, ya know)
Now I have no idea what to do with all those photos I shot last night. Damn.
By the way, you're all way to kind to me and my little ass and now we're both blushing!
Oh HELL- I guess I could just post those...
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Everyone~ My sweet and crazy Soix has submitted an application to the SG powers that be to start an ASS WEDNESDAY GROUP in homage to Maxi's Ass Wednesdays on her page. If it's approved, we will have ass appreciation every Wednesday with a 'featured' ass, by the looks of it. AND - since I'm Soix's friend (and not because I have a fabulous ass,...
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I always hated that people call Wednesday HumpDay.
Does that mean we have to hump today? What if I don't feel like humping? Or does it mean that it's National HumpDay and everyone who has a hump is celebrated? Like Dowager's Day or something? I know, I know, it's the middle of the week....but it's still stupid. Besides, couldn't we come up with something more...
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I'd sort of given up on looking at a lot of the newer sets (you guys and gals know my opinions on Cute vs. Sexy at this point), so I was so relieved to see Chloe's new set. Here's a girl with the face of an angel, cotton-candy colored hair, and a bunch of flashy new-skool tats who could've gone with the norm and...
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Here I go again. Monday I start the new quit-smoking 'miracle drug' Chantix. My cosmetic surgeon refuses to work on me unless I give up cigarettes (how dare he have principles?) so it's do or die. Well, it's do or live with this nose. I think I'll 'do'. I hope this crap sews my lips shut, otherwise I'll just be suckin' away....