asilanne

OK, so I have the flu, but I had to go to work this morning so I took quite a bit of cold medicine this was stupid because I react pretty strongly to normal doses of cold medicine. So about thirty minutes thru my shift I start feeling a little bit.....woozy. So Next thing I know I wake up in a pile of coat hangers men's dress shirts and a pile of gift cards; in other words the aftermath of the merchandise avalanche I caused when I fainted. Yep, I fainted. So Im laying here with my head in some football players lap (he was there to shop not play) his buddy is leaning over me asking me all these questions about fingers and numbers whatever... and in the background I can hear this woman just going off on someone. The Football player who's lap I was using as a pillow then picks me up and sits me on the counter (as if this entire experience hasn't been embarrassing enough) and he continues to feel my head and ask me about censures. A few minutes later the woman who has been droning on comes over and explains to me that when I fainted the customer I was helping proceeded to lean over and try to look up my skirt! Yep so that was my day. All in all it could have actually been worse. I am now off to bed to sleep off my NyQuil stupor.