Y Doo Peeps Type like Dis?
It really pisses me off. It's all symptomatic of the whole text message Chavesque bullshit. Me actually complaining about this is actually a sign that I am turning into a grumpy old man.
I was having a think about almond eyes. Apparently I have almond eyes. Which is different to slitty eyes. 'Turning Japanese' is apparently about the look a guy has on their face at the point of orgasm. Get your guy to squint. He'll know what I'm talking about. No I have really nice almond shaped eyes apparently. I think it would be irriating to have slitty eyes. You know what I've noticed? Oriental guys do all look the bloody same if you keep looking at white people all the time. I was watching a Chinese film and I completely lost track of what was going on because they all look the same. And why do Thai men born here insist on trying to be black? You see them bopping along the street talking this weird Jamaican dialect with their girlfriends wearing too much makeup, the tightest short skirts with their glittery mobile phones doing some bloody pussycat dolls ringtone. Chinese guys look dull too. Not as stereotype a fact. At least japanese guys do up their hair funky ways.
I wish there was a drug that cost a reasonable price, didn't make you a twat, lasted reasonably long and didn't make you want to hug everybody in site and drink lots of water. It doesn't exist unfortunately, so I have to rely on alcohol which actually is probably the worst of them all. Maybe go to a pub sober? It doesn't work. It is scary. I can't even walk down Soho or central London at night sober. Full of extremely scary ugly drunk people especially if you go down Leicester Square, the Chav Capital of the world. And why do guys congragate in groups and try and drink each other under the table? When will guys realise that this never works in finding girls? Unless you look good in the first place, and most English guys generally don't, you're not going to have any chance. All the attractive women have most likely gone at the end of the night because they don't want to pawed at by some big ugly hairy drunken bears. They need prostitutes here. A proper system where guys can get what they need in an organised straightforward way rather with some unwilling Eastern European in a dingy club. Maybe then you fucking westerners in your tropical shirts and your big fucking beer bellies will stop going to places like Thailand and Vietnam and picking up underage girls and boys because you can't get any in your home country. It's all about economics. Fuckers. Thailand is beautiful but people rape it daily. I hate fat hairy English drunken bastards who complain about foreigners while reading the Sun and tossing off to page 3. You know that most of England is basically all white?
I go outside London and I feel strange because of the lack fof Ethnic diversity. You stop fucking and drinking around the world and we will get out of your country. Asshole fucking hypocritical bastards.
On another note. I like flowers.
It really pisses me off. It's all symptomatic of the whole text message Chavesque bullshit. Me actually complaining about this is actually a sign that I am turning into a grumpy old man.
I was having a think about almond eyes. Apparently I have almond eyes. Which is different to slitty eyes. 'Turning Japanese' is apparently about the look a guy has on their face at the point of orgasm. Get your guy to squint. He'll know what I'm talking about. No I have really nice almond shaped eyes apparently. I think it would be irriating to have slitty eyes. You know what I've noticed? Oriental guys do all look the bloody same if you keep looking at white people all the time. I was watching a Chinese film and I completely lost track of what was going on because they all look the same. And why do Thai men born here insist on trying to be black? You see them bopping along the street talking this weird Jamaican dialect with their girlfriends wearing too much makeup, the tightest short skirts with their glittery mobile phones doing some bloody pussycat dolls ringtone. Chinese guys look dull too. Not as stereotype a fact. At least japanese guys do up their hair funky ways.
I wish there was a drug that cost a reasonable price, didn't make you a twat, lasted reasonably long and didn't make you want to hug everybody in site and drink lots of water. It doesn't exist unfortunately, so I have to rely on alcohol which actually is probably the worst of them all. Maybe go to a pub sober? It doesn't work. It is scary. I can't even walk down Soho or central London at night sober. Full of extremely scary ugly drunk people especially if you go down Leicester Square, the Chav Capital of the world. And why do guys congragate in groups and try and drink each other under the table? When will guys realise that this never works in finding girls? Unless you look good in the first place, and most English guys generally don't, you're not going to have any chance. All the attractive women have most likely gone at the end of the night because they don't want to pawed at by some big ugly hairy drunken bears. They need prostitutes here. A proper system where guys can get what they need in an organised straightforward way rather with some unwilling Eastern European in a dingy club. Maybe then you fucking westerners in your tropical shirts and your big fucking beer bellies will stop going to places like Thailand and Vietnam and picking up underage girls and boys because you can't get any in your home country. It's all about economics. Fuckers. Thailand is beautiful but people rape it daily. I hate fat hairy English drunken bastards who complain about foreigners while reading the Sun and tossing off to page 3. You know that most of England is basically all white?
I go outside London and I feel strange because of the lack fof Ethnic diversity. You stop fucking and drinking around the world and we will get out of your country. Asshole fucking hypocritical bastards.
On another note. I like flowers.
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On another note: good luck finding that drug dude!