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Strange Day....

I've just started doing Work Experience at FHM. I'm actually not the greatest fan of the magazine because I'm not really what you would call a 'lad' in the traditional sense of being all about birds, booze and football. (I do like all those things but not to the point where they rule my life). It has a reputation for being a glorified porno mag but to be honest that's what the male market is. Just like this site is mainly for red-blooded men to look at naked alternative women with words to make it less like porn, so is FHM but without the very young looking girls and the predominance of blonde made up girls who frequent 'top-shop'. It'll be fun, but I won't be able to do any photoshoots or anything like that. What I did actually do today was actually very entertaining. Basically FHM.com is a website with a section on 'Ladies Confessions' which is basically where people are invited to send in emails which outline the dirty things that women get up in Britain. My job was to look at these messages, edit them, moderate them and put them on the site. My job was to not let anything too offensive get on as well as tidying it up ( basically what the SG moderators do). I shouldn't have been surprised but it was highly amusing to actually see what people had written in. For example here's one I edited from 'Helen' in Sheffield:

'My husband works away a lot and one weekend while he was away I went to a watch a local amateur football team play with a mate. They were having a special competiton for ladies where the top prize was a glass of champagne in the team bath (swimming costume allowed). I won so next home game (my husband was away again) I turned up with my swimsuit under my clothes. The team won and were in high spirits when I joined them after the game in the bath. The sight of all the fit bodies was making me very horny and I'm sure my nipples must have been on show when I stripped down to my swimsuit and got in the bath. The sub came over with a glass of champagne which I drank very quickly. The captain then invited me to try and find the soap. While I was reaching between his legs for it I felt my swimsuit straps being pulled down and as I resurfaced my boobs were exposed causing a loud cheer. The captain then picked me up and began kissing my chest. Someone else then swam up behind me, removed my swimsuit completely and shoved a rock hard cock inside me. It wasn't long before I came and then proceeded to service the rest of the team and as I encountered more than 11 cocks I'm sure that it was more than just the first 11 that got a piece of the action!'

- I edited this. It was amusing the first few times but then I started to get a little bit numb to it. Few things I noticed though. Women don't seem to have any problem cheating with their partners, it's very easy to screw your best lady friend while drunk and most men have 14 inch cocks. Also, a lot of the messages went 'Before I knew what happened' and usually cut from kissing to getting a twelve inch dildo stuck inside one another. Usually the ones which you thought might be real were the tame ones or the ones where the grammar and spelling was pretty accurate. Highly Entertaining. Never knew editing anything could be quite so fun!