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YAY I just ordered the Suicide Girls DVD. I can't wait till it gets here!!!!

P.S. I am being stalked by a psycho! For reals, she won't stop calling, she even came to my house knocking on my door then called under a restricted number. Hello, get a hint! Leave me alone psycho!
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portraitinflesh:
Im scared of strip clubs, the strippers all smell like coconut and sweat, and they are all waaaaay to skinny to be hot.

portraitinflesh:
I have like a box of shit I cant wear and its brand new, but I dont think I want to hassle with carrying that much shit on a plane!

Because I will have like 2 suitcases and a bag...
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So I got that permanent eyeliner done yesterday afternoon. Well I just woke up and holy shit I look like someone kicked me in the face. Oh well at least I am working nightshift and no one will see me.

By the way, only 13 more straight 12 hour nightshifts left, wooohooo. I hope they don't extend it.
portraitinflesh:
dude dont ladied with mullets and bad tattoos who hang out in that bar across from the buiilding get permament eyeliner?

you better not be getting too klassy on me!

Oh yeah and you should call me
danielk:
Where in Idaho did you live. I lived in Boise and near Caldwell when I was little.

Welcome to SG. Have you looked into joining the SG COlorado group?


Daniel
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so sometimes(alot) I get drunk and think its a good idea to buy something online, then days later I get something in the mail and I am like, sweet! cause its usually a suprise. So today I get a package and I was like "wtf did I order now?"

I got it home, it was my brand new, baby pink, totally cute jackrabbit viberator!!!!!!!!
love love love love love love love

it...
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portraitinflesh:
tits pervert
wardy:
that'll take a couple weeks worth of time..
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I think my neighbors are gonna kick my ass...........lastnight I was drunk singing to Hedwig and the angry inch and I get crazy when that happens!!!!! and right now I am drunk and was singing CCR's Have you ever seen the Rain. God I rule!

Hey Tweek have some coffee!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know YOu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So it is official, I am going on a cruise to the Mexican Riviera the week of thanksgiving!!!!!!!! YAY!!! I just got it all paid for. I can't wait!

portraitinflesh:
you should take me with you, maybe we will run into mom in cancun, fuckin em and leavin em!
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Oh holy shit! I have never been so tired in my life. I totally love my job but it is kicking my ass. They only really good thing is that it is way physical so I am moving for like 8 hours. Also I am like super strong! Go me!
portraitinflesh:
Hahahahaha! I cant believe you sang an Eminiem song, STAN!

Yay! You're back!

I would totally come shack up with you all summer, if I didnt have to pay rent at my new apartment!

Im so drunk as I type this, that I think it sounds awesome.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
portraitinflesh:
You live in Aurora? With Wayne Campbell?
Do you play street hockey alot? And have your own cable access show in your parents basement?
Because if so, Im so coming over, and im bringing my friend Terry.
He loves you man.
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well this is my first entry, I always hate it, there is just too much pressure to say something funny or interesting. oh well.

I really lead a very boring life. I will post something way cooler next time, promise!