The coolest thing happend at work last night. One of my employees got half of his finger lobed off in a pice of machinary! I Have told this dumbass not to stick his hand in there a million times and every time he tells me he's to fast and nothing is going to happen. What do you have to say about that now STUBBY! lol While I had somebody take him to the hospital I had the pleasure of looking for the dissmembered digit. (note no sarcasm in last statementt. It was my pleasure...) I find this thing and it's smushed flat as a pancake. No chance they can put that fucker back on! So I put it in a tupperware dish and wonder around the plant showing it to everybody as a warning about using your fucking head when working with the equippment. Stubby comes back a couple of hours later to fill out his L & I paperwork and I ask him if I could keep his finger and sell it on Ebay. Sadly he said no and that he wanted to keep it and show his family. I'm still gonna keep asking for it though. I really want to know if some deranged fucker will buy it. So needless to say I was having a crappy work week until last night. All is right with the world my friends.
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One of the workers had been told MANY MANY MANY times not to lean in between the stamping machine thingy to get the stamped parts out ... there was a mechanism that spit it out at him.
His defence was that he got the piece out faster than the mechanism could spit it out and that he was helping the compnay by making things move faster.
Well ... turns out the only way he helped the company was being the reason everyone has to go through strict training and safty measures now.
Let's just say cleaning up the upper portion of a body while the pelvis and legs are laying on the ground prolly isn't the best job to have.