Aries: (March 21April 19)
God will confess that He does play dice with the universe, but explain that He used the 16-sided kind during His Creation-spanning game of Dungeons & Dragons.
Taurus: (April. 20May 20)
After mistaking you for a new model of a full-size pickup, Car And Driver will deride your lack of legroom, but praise the way you "barely sip" gasoline.
Gemini: (May 21June 21)
The plucky, dam-building beaver is known as "nature's engineer," so it's not too surprising when 12 of them trap you inside a clever, woody Maze of Death.
Cancer: (June 22July 22)
It's true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should've known better than to try it with three liters of duty-free scotch.
Leo: (July 23Aug. 22)
Next week's events will get you thinking that maybe there's no reason to keep a mule train in modern-day Kansas City.
Virgo: (Aug. 23Sept. 22)
You'll have that weird dream again, where no one in the world is ever hungrybut you'll manage to forget it by morning.
Libra: (Sept. 23Oct. 23)
If you're going to pass horrifying, threatening notes to bank tellers, at least try to get some money out of the deal.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24Nov. 21)
Thanks to your city's willingness to use advanced, tesseract-based forms of public transportation, you'll be the first person to be hit by a bus from the inside.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22Dec. 21)
Mars descending in your sign is definitely unusual for this time of year, but between the retching and the stench of sour bourbon, you can guess how it got so low.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22Jan. 19)
You always thought the saying was "welcome you back with broken arms," resulting in a needlessly painful reunion with your long-lost love this week.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20Feb. 18)
Yes, it's a tragedy, but there are those who will wonder if you shouldn't have known better than to camp at Frequent Cave-In State Park.
Pisces: (Feb. 19March 20)
Religious and scientific leaders will argue for weeks about whether what happened to you was the result of divine retribution or messy, high-energy physics.
q~ Have u ever dieted? What methods have u tried? Did they work?
~ Whats your favorite part of the female body? What turns you on the most abt a female? (assuming u enjoy females)
~ gimme a quote u live by
~ isnt my cat the sexiest cat on earth?
~ I have to pee .. be right back
~ ok back ... can u name a set idea or theme that you'd love to see on the site?
~ who's your daddy? (Ash is an acceptable answer here)
I met a girl off suicide girls abt a month ago, and we've been buddy buddy ever since! Its great having a female friend again, I was getting rather lonely.
Its amazing how much the 2 of us have in common, and she's got a son close to my sons age, so it works out well for him also! We all spent the weekend at their nice big house, as a family, it was just like a fucking vacation at a hotel, hahah! Nice huge double bathtub with jets and lots of hot water, mmmm! Theatre leather recliners in the tv room. I had fun and I didnt want to leave, lol. Everyone go say hi to my new bestest friend in the galaxy ... scarletblue
God will confess that He does play dice with the universe, but explain that He used the 16-sided kind during His Creation-spanning game of Dungeons & Dragons.
Taurus: (April. 20May 20)
After mistaking you for a new model of a full-size pickup, Car And Driver will deride your lack of legroom, but praise the way you "barely sip" gasoline.
Gemini: (May 21June 21)
The plucky, dam-building beaver is known as "nature's engineer," so it's not too surprising when 12 of them trap you inside a clever, woody Maze of Death.
Cancer: (June 22July 22)
It's true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should've known better than to try it with three liters of duty-free scotch.
Leo: (July 23Aug. 22)
Next week's events will get you thinking that maybe there's no reason to keep a mule train in modern-day Kansas City.
Virgo: (Aug. 23Sept. 22)
You'll have that weird dream again, where no one in the world is ever hungrybut you'll manage to forget it by morning.
Libra: (Sept. 23Oct. 23)
If you're going to pass horrifying, threatening notes to bank tellers, at least try to get some money out of the deal.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24Nov. 21)
Thanks to your city's willingness to use advanced, tesseract-based forms of public transportation, you'll be the first person to be hit by a bus from the inside.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22Dec. 21)
Mars descending in your sign is definitely unusual for this time of year, but between the retching and the stench of sour bourbon, you can guess how it got so low.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22Jan. 19)
You always thought the saying was "welcome you back with broken arms," resulting in a needlessly painful reunion with your long-lost love this week.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20Feb. 18)
Yes, it's a tragedy, but there are those who will wonder if you shouldn't have known better than to camp at Frequent Cave-In State Park.
Pisces: (Feb. 19March 20)
Religious and scientific leaders will argue for weeks about whether what happened to you was the result of divine retribution or messy, high-energy physics.
q~ Have u ever dieted? What methods have u tried? Did they work?
~ Whats your favorite part of the female body? What turns you on the most abt a female? (assuming u enjoy females)
~ gimme a quote u live by
~ isnt my cat the sexiest cat on earth?
~ I have to pee .. be right back
~ ok back ... can u name a set idea or theme that you'd love to see on the site?
~ who's your daddy? (Ash is an acceptable answer here)
I met a girl off suicide girls abt a month ago, and we've been buddy buddy ever since! Its great having a female friend again, I was getting rather lonely.
Its amazing how much the 2 of us have in common, and she's got a son close to my sons age, so it works out well for him also! We all spent the weekend at their nice big house, as a family, it was just like a fucking vacation at a hotel, hahah! Nice huge double bathtub with jets and lots of hot water, mmmm! Theatre leather recliners in the tv room. I had fun and I didnt want to leave, lol. Everyone go say hi to my new bestest friend in the galaxy ... scarletblueVIEW 25 of 117 COMMENTS
stomach
dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live each day as if it were your last
i dont know my cat might give your a run for his money
Gypsy