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Testimonials P-T are DONE! ~WHEW~ Go look, bitchez!!! Now Im so burnt out on leaving them, that if your SG name begins with U-Z, you're shit outta luck, sorry! HAHAHAH, jk.

Last night, my computer took a shit and it was a wicked shit. Computers will one day run this earth, I think. Sometimes I think technology moves too fast for me to keep up with ... it's like living in the 1920's and someone tries to explain to u how to use a microwave. You just dont get it! My father is a pretty fuckin smart guy .. he is a dcotor of the 21st century. AKA .. computer fixer extraordinaire! This morning he took a look at my computer and I felt like I was taking my child into the doctors office ...

Ash: So doctor ... what do you think is the problem here?
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Dad: Hmmmmm ...
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Ash: What! Whats a matter??
~long pause~
Dad: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Ash: WHAT!! OMG, WHAT IS IT!! Is it SERIOUS?
~ANOTHER LONG PAUSE!!~

Dad: well .. it appears it could be your CMOS battery ... it might be burnt out and need replacing.

Ash: Welll .. that doesnt sound *too* bad. Is there a cure????

Dad: well .. a CMOS battery is fairly inexpensive, but I cant locate where it is in your PC, which means it MIGHT be soldered to your motherboard .. and in THAT case .. you would have to replace your entire motherboard.

Ash: OMG NOOOOOOOO!! Doctor please tell me .. what is the treatment going to run me?

Dad: Without the proper insurance .. its going to run you five million dollars.

LOL, ok so it didnt happen QUITE like that, but leave it to me to dramatize the situation just a little. Thankfully the disease isnt terminal.

I will post my thoughts on guns tomorrow since this journal entry is long enough. Until then ...