OK, I'm back finally ... so lets get the show on the road. Too many replies to respond to ... this does not mean I dont love you.
But since its sunday and I know you've been dying for new horoscopes, here ya go! Finally, the gemini has a halfway decent one, I think this is the first time.
Aries: (March 21April 19)
Interior decorators claim that only about 18 inches of space is needed for people to pass between furnishings, but that was before they got a load of you.
Taurus: (April. 20May 20)
The stars do indeed hold the wisdom of the cosmos and the secrets of creation, but few realize that they also hold the hottest after-parties.
Gemini: (May 21June 21)
The more you think about it, the more you like the idea of having 12 young men dance around you at all timesas long as it's tastefully done.
Cancer: (June 22July 22)
Your emotional stasis, lack of imagination, and inability to tell right from wrong will continue to be valuable assets in the world of high finance.
Leo: (July 23Aug. 22)
You're not sure that mandatory drug testing is constitutional, but, that said, you're willing to give them a try.
Virgo: (Aug. 23Sept. 22)
Professional athletes often help out in their communities, but you've been a problem in your community for years, and not one athlete has done crap for you.
Libra: (Sept. 23Oct. 23)
You'll disprove the old chestnut about nice guys finishing last by losing consistently while being a gigantic prick.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24Nov. 21)
It's hard to tell someone who's always been there for you that you're no longer in love with him, but that's why you'll hire a publicist.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22Dec. 21)
Stop telling people you have a "unique vision for America." Many producers of big-time Hollywood musicals had the same unique vision before you did.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22Jan. 19)
The extreme weather conditions of next week will be hard on infants, the elderly, and you, a person who displays the worst qualities of both.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20Feb. 18)
You'll soon find love with someone whose indifference, lack of self-respect, and ability to suspend disbelief are perfect for you.
Pisces: (Feb. 19March 20)
Your career is going so well that at this rate, there might not be any nurses left alive in six years.
But since its sunday and I know you've been dying for new horoscopes, here ya go! Finally, the gemini has a halfway decent one, I think this is the first time.
Aries: (March 21April 19)
Interior decorators claim that only about 18 inches of space is needed for people to pass between furnishings, but that was before they got a load of you.
Taurus: (April. 20May 20)
The stars do indeed hold the wisdom of the cosmos and the secrets of creation, but few realize that they also hold the hottest after-parties.
Gemini: (May 21June 21)
The more you think about it, the more you like the idea of having 12 young men dance around you at all timesas long as it's tastefully done.
Cancer: (June 22July 22)
Your emotional stasis, lack of imagination, and inability to tell right from wrong will continue to be valuable assets in the world of high finance.
Leo: (July 23Aug. 22)
You're not sure that mandatory drug testing is constitutional, but, that said, you're willing to give them a try.
Virgo: (Aug. 23Sept. 22)
Professional athletes often help out in their communities, but you've been a problem in your community for years, and not one athlete has done crap for you.
Libra: (Sept. 23Oct. 23)
You'll disprove the old chestnut about nice guys finishing last by losing consistently while being a gigantic prick.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24Nov. 21)
It's hard to tell someone who's always been there for you that you're no longer in love with him, but that's why you'll hire a publicist.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22Dec. 21)
Stop telling people you have a "unique vision for America." Many producers of big-time Hollywood musicals had the same unique vision before you did.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22Jan. 19)
The extreme weather conditions of next week will be hard on infants, the elderly, and you, a person who displays the worst qualities of both.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20Feb. 18)
You'll soon find love with someone whose indifference, lack of self-respect, and ability to suspend disbelief are perfect for you.
Pisces: (Feb. 19March 20)
Your career is going so well that at this rate, there might not be any nurses left alive in six years.
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ladyaurale:
hehe No worries it took me 7 years to get a good ole four and a half year degree. Sometimes it just takes a while but you'll get there!
drpirate:
Sometimes I have a saying I use for my journal as well as for comments, I usually write something just for other journals at the end. 
I hope your not mad 
Sometimes I have a saying I use for my journal as well as for comments, I usually write something just for other journals at the end. I hope your not mad