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And I thought things couldn't get any worse ...




I DO NOT OWN THIS GAME! How is this possible??! The gods are CRUEL!! *shakes fist*

Ten things that should be a winter Olympic event:

1~Falling down stairs (so far I am the leading Chicago stair faller this yr)
2~Snowball fights to the death
3~SHENANIGANS
4~Nude modeling
5~Fire breathing acts
6~SHENANIGANS on ice
7~Loafing
8~Penguin gliding
9~Icicle sword duels
10~Driving your car around with shitty brakes

Bzzzt. <(III)o<

Hey now, where did everyone go?

Q's
~If there was one person u could find in this world that u lost touch with, who would it be? Would they be happy to see u?
~Name me your own personal winter olympic event.
~Tell me how u ended up here on my journal. Where are u off to next?
~What's the number one thing you wish would happen to you today?