ash

This morning, my worst enemy was sitting at the foot of my bed.

Sobriety: "Good morning, ASH!!" (loud cackle!)

Ash: "ohhhh GAWWWD, not YOU!" (rolls over & covers head w/pillow in an attempt to try and hide)

Sobriety: "MUAHAHAH!! Not yet, u dont! I'll be here ALLL DAAAYYY!!"

Awww maaan.

(((((fast forward to now))))))


I've made promises this yr to be more social and become a better fighter. I know, I know .. u guys all probably thought it didnt GET any better than this, but oddly enough, it does. I also want to find a way to get back in school before the yr ends, I think I'll figure something out before then. I also need to re-build my portfolio once and for all.

What a nightmare this election yr has been. I wish I could force myself to LIKE every candidate just so I would be happy with whoever won, but that's not easy. I'm so used to the one I hate the MOST ending up with the win, why change that pattern NOW?

Q's
~Have u had your wisdom teeth removed? If so, how'd it go? If not, how do u feel abt this prospect?
~true or false: If today was opposite day, and the opposite of black was white (and vice versa) ... then what color would a cue ball be? The answer is white. (Really? Oh yeah, smarty pants? Then tell me how u came to *that* conclusion?)
~write your last will and testament.
~What is your concept of "luxury"?



Its penguin bot! Where do I get one of these?