Okay the next person who says that 29 years old is "old"I am going to make your rectal orifice into a size 15 steel toed shoe store, and yes that's my actual boot size.
In my travels and gained wisdom which most of the time escapes me, especially right now where I can't find my lighter, I have made many observations about men and women of this day in age. While something's have not changed in my 25 some odd years of actually being able to remember shit, something's have changed for the worse.
First on the category of men. What the fuck is up with going out in public with hair that makes you look like you got raped by a donkey with a 250,000 volt tazer strapped to the end of it's penis!? Grab a comb and fix it or do what I do, shave the fucker slick, no muss, no fuss.
Next on the agenda are the little "Emo" boy phenomena. You fuckers are the reason why I can't stand the idea of walking through a mall food court cause I'm always tripping over you little skid marks! Grow a damn backbone and be a man, "Oh boo hoo hoo I am so lonely and miserable, won't someone love me to justify my existence?" Heres an idea fellas. Get a length of rope and tie your testicles to a semi truck just before it drives off, because if you little bastards won't suck it up and deal with the fact that life sucks then you shouldn't be allowed to breed!
Getting to women, or girls as you might say. I only have one thing to say.
All you heiress Paris Hilton valley girl cock sluts who don't have enough self respect of yourself or your bodies please just go play in heavy traffic. Since when did the thickness of a man's wallet dictate whether or not they are worth anything? Also lay off the drugs and partying, I am tired of weekend night traffic being slowed down cause you decided to go clubbing and got so fucked up that you don't even realize that the cop who pulled you over is actually trying to arrest you and not let you finger both your glory holes. You type of "thing" need to go back to southern California and not migrate out here to the east coast because I personally would move to an Amish community just to get away from seeing your asses that look like two bagels pressed together from popping out that skirt that your rich daddy paid $3,000 for one square foot of cloth that's its made from. Stop acting on impulse and maybe you won't you question why your life sucks when your in your mid-20s with two kids already, broke, and living at home with mommy and daddy.
This is just a short rant, trust me there will probley be many more to come, but since this is my first blog on this profile, short and sweet seems the way to go. Remember, for all you people who use your brain for something else ether then a dumping ground for illegal chemicals. I'm pulling for you! We're all in this together.
In my travels and gained wisdom which most of the time escapes me, especially right now where I can't find my lighter, I have made many observations about men and women of this day in age. While something's have not changed in my 25 some odd years of actually being able to remember shit, something's have changed for the worse.
First on the category of men. What the fuck is up with going out in public with hair that makes you look like you got raped by a donkey with a 250,000 volt tazer strapped to the end of it's penis!? Grab a comb and fix it or do what I do, shave the fucker slick, no muss, no fuss.
Next on the agenda are the little "Emo" boy phenomena. You fuckers are the reason why I can't stand the idea of walking through a mall food court cause I'm always tripping over you little skid marks! Grow a damn backbone and be a man, "Oh boo hoo hoo I am so lonely and miserable, won't someone love me to justify my existence?" Heres an idea fellas. Get a length of rope and tie your testicles to a semi truck just before it drives off, because if you little bastards won't suck it up and deal with the fact that life sucks then you shouldn't be allowed to breed!
Getting to women, or girls as you might say. I only have one thing to say.
All you heiress Paris Hilton valley girl cock sluts who don't have enough self respect of yourself or your bodies please just go play in heavy traffic. Since when did the thickness of a man's wallet dictate whether or not they are worth anything? Also lay off the drugs and partying, I am tired of weekend night traffic being slowed down cause you decided to go clubbing and got so fucked up that you don't even realize that the cop who pulled you over is actually trying to arrest you and not let you finger both your glory holes. You type of "thing" need to go back to southern California and not migrate out here to the east coast because I personally would move to an Amish community just to get away from seeing your asses that look like two bagels pressed together from popping out that skirt that your rich daddy paid $3,000 for one square foot of cloth that's its made from. Stop acting on impulse and maybe you won't you question why your life sucks when your in your mid-20s with two kids already, broke, and living at home with mommy and daddy.
This is just a short rant, trust me there will probley be many more to come, but since this is my first blog on this profile, short and sweet seems the way to go. Remember, for all you people who use your brain for something else ether then a dumping ground for illegal chemicals. I'm pulling for you! We're all in this together.
sting:
ha!! i could not agree more! people need to divorce their live from the media and read more....
gufina:
Welcome to sg! ^^