Wooot woot!
Guess who has to sing Black Velvet in a wedding lol, how shaming
How is everyone? I'm in dire need of a slap with the big wet fish of reality. However, i do have a huge glass of squash. So yay me.
I have a rather love-sick best friend right now, i don't know how to help her, i hate feeling helpless towards my loved ones, seein them hurting sucks. Her boy-candy confuses the heck outa me!
It is SO totally a does he, doesn't he situation. Fucksocks. 
Hope everyone is cool as a bag of wet eggplants
Loves x
Guess who has to sing Black Velvet in a wedding lol, how shaming
How is everyone? I'm in dire need of a slap with the big wet fish of reality. However, i do have a huge glass of squash. So yay me.
I have a rather love-sick best friend right now, i don't know how to help her, i hate feeling helpless towards my loved ones, seein them hurting sucks. Her boy-candy confuses the heck outa me!
It is SO totally a does he, doesn't he situation. Fucksocks.
Hope everyone is cool as a bag of wet eggplants
Loves x VIEW 25 of 55 COMMENTS
I will at reading though. You can coach me on picking up girls lol. Get me drunk and point me at a pretty one
Or you can just come back to my tent lol