AHH! Funny story...
About eight months ago, a group of three good friends and I participated in what we lovingly call "the meat incident". It was a terrible thing that we did... and the amount of alcohol consumed was no excuse for the bad behavior. Anyhoot, this chick that my friend did not care for pissed him off, sooo we smooshed about eight pounds of ground beef on her vehicle. Oh, and also pigs feet, sausages, lard (quite possibly the most disgusting thing to ever exist) and bologna were involved as well. The reason we based this prank on meat was because this chick is one of these EXTREME vegans that supposedly "hates" all who consume meat and animal products. I thought it was funny...she did not.
About eight months ago, a group of three good friends and I participated in what we lovingly call "the meat incident". It was a terrible thing that we did... and the amount of alcohol consumed was no excuse for the bad behavior. Anyhoot, this chick that my friend did not care for pissed him off, sooo we smooshed about eight pounds of ground beef on her vehicle. Oh, and also pigs feet, sausages, lard (quite possibly the most disgusting thing to ever exist) and bologna were involved as well. The reason we based this prank on meat was because this chick is one of these EXTREME vegans that supposedly "hates" all who consume meat and animal products. I thought it was funny...she did not.
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The Roald Dahl Omnibus is EXCELLENT. Each story is a little more disturbing than the one before it.