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Missing -

Chocodiles. The chocolate covered twinkie.

What the fuck happened to these? Far and away my favorite mass produced, processed mystery desert. I can\'t find them anywhere and my hunger for them is starting to become distracting. I think it\'s taking a toll on my marriage and my skills as a father. It\'s all I can think about. It tears at my soul.

My other concern is that is was secretly discovered that they cause serious health problems - aside from obesity, diabetic comas and all consuming obsession - and were slowly phased out of existence before anyone figured it out. Remind me to ask my doctor about this. Even better, if anybody has access to secrect Hostess or FDA files, that would be helpful too.