Did you know that most off the worlds problems can be solved with cheesecake?
how many times in the history of the world has "1000 bottles of beer on the wall..." ever met its rightfull conclusion?
I heard somewhere that 13 people(worldwide) died last year as the result of being crushed by a vending machine...so: how many people slipped on bananna peels,died of laughter,internally combusted or opened a parachute to find that it was diabolically replaced with an anvil.
im sure there has to be a list somewhere.
i just realized that the shape between my fingers in my profile pic is in the shape of a cursor(how fucking sad is that),
or perhaps an arrowhead 
orlando fl. creeped me out--when I was there last the locals spoke of disney in hushed tones--it reminded me of the silver shamrock mask co. in halloween 3.
what if god and satan are conjoined twins... and all satan really wants is for god to let him pursue his career as a country & western singer?
this:
still makes me laugh
how many times in the history of the world has "1000 bottles of beer on the wall..." ever met its rightfull conclusion?
I heard somewhere that 13 people(worldwide) died last year as the result of being crushed by a vending machine...so: how many people slipped on bananna peels,died of laughter,internally combusted or opened a parachute to find that it was diabolically replaced with an anvil.
im sure there has to be a list somewhere.
i just realized that the shape between my fingers in my profile pic is in the shape of a cursor(how fucking sad is that),
or perhaps an arrowhead
orlando fl. creeped me out--when I was there last the locals spoke of disney in hushed tones--it reminded me of the silver shamrock mask co. in halloween 3.
what if god and satan are conjoined twins... and all satan really wants is for god to let him pursue his career as a country & western singer?
this:
still makes me laugh
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synnove:
cheesecake. freal. i turn to mush while in the presence of cheesecake.