Hello. my name is Arthur. here is a list of my favorite animals:
5. squirells
4. monkeys(including apes)
3. elephants
2. polar bears
1. alligators/crocodiles
p.s. i have to get up early, so I got drunk. My solution is to pass out. I think that is a good idea.
I love you all, unless I don't know you, in which case I will reserve judgment, or I think you are an asshole, and I don't think that applies to anyone here.
5. squirells
4. monkeys(including apes)
3. elephants
2. polar bears
1. alligators/crocodiles
p.s. i have to get up early, so I got drunk. My solution is to pass out. I think that is a good idea.
I love you all, unless I don't know you, in which case I will reserve judgment, or I think you are an asshole, and I don't think that applies to anyone here.
artiekgb:
Hmmm the edit button isn't working. Anyway, I was going to add that I must be extra friendly when I am drunk, because I only really love a few of you, and some of you are definitely assholes.