"I'm here to beat off and chew bubble gum...
and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Rant Number 1: I bastardized that quote from "I'm hear to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." Rowdy Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's film, "They Live." The same film that Shepard "Fairy" (Andre the Giant has a posse art queer) stole the "Obey" idea from. Funny how nobody talks about this, in fact... if you think about it... Andre the Giant and Rowdy Roddy Piper are both wrestlers... can you see a connection. I sure the "F" can.
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Too busy for this internet thing right now (I just officially changed my homepage URL back to CNN.com...) because I just got a bunch of new work... I'm doing some design work for Coffee Bean and some other web site, as well as all this sex toy book stuff so I'll be busy with that. I'm sure I'll be greatly missed (insert sarcasm here...) I'll be working all through the holidays and won't have time to "F" off, but I'm going to make enough dough to take a month or two off of work. My girlfriend is getting her masters at Tulane University in Historic Preservation, and she is going to Cuba next month for two weeks... I might join her. I hate communists... but I hate Hollywood more right now.
If I don't go to Cuba, do you wanna go on a trip with me for a month or so? Where should we go? What should we do?
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Rant Number 2: People's obsession with celebrity is enough to make me wanna eat glass and shit my insides out on the floor. If you think prancing around with actors and models at Hollywood parties is something to be proud of, you need to re-think your priorities. Kissing John Stamos' ass at Sky Bar hardly makes one cool. As talentless as Stamos is... he still has accomplished something besides... well, being a wannabe Hollywood hipster queer kissing ass at Sky Bar. I have never met so many talentless, souless "artists" and "filmmakers" as I have in my two years in this city. The funny thing is that they actually feel they are making art, or a difference. What they don't know is the machine is bigger than them... and it has turned them into Dolce & Gabbana wearing, post modernist 50's dcor sporting, SUV driving, Lost Angeles cloned ASSHOLES!!!
This town IS NOT about art...
Time to start looking where to move. Geez...
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I told somebody at dinner tonight "I would kill a hobo with my bare hands for an artichoke right now." I'm glad they laughed even though I wasn't joking.
and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Rant Number 1: I bastardized that quote from "I'm hear to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." Rowdy Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's film, "They Live." The same film that Shepard "Fairy" (Andre the Giant has a posse art queer) stole the "Obey" idea from. Funny how nobody talks about this, in fact... if you think about it... Andre the Giant and Rowdy Roddy Piper are both wrestlers... can you see a connection. I sure the "F" can.
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Too busy for this internet thing right now (I just officially changed my homepage URL back to CNN.com...) because I just got a bunch of new work... I'm doing some design work for Coffee Bean and some other web site, as well as all this sex toy book stuff so I'll be busy with that. I'm sure I'll be greatly missed (insert sarcasm here...) I'll be working all through the holidays and won't have time to "F" off, but I'm going to make enough dough to take a month or two off of work. My girlfriend is getting her masters at Tulane University in Historic Preservation, and she is going to Cuba next month for two weeks... I might join her. I hate communists... but I hate Hollywood more right now.
If I don't go to Cuba, do you wanna go on a trip with me for a month or so? Where should we go? What should we do?
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Rant Number 2: People's obsession with celebrity is enough to make me wanna eat glass and shit my insides out on the floor. If you think prancing around with actors and models at Hollywood parties is something to be proud of, you need to re-think your priorities. Kissing John Stamos' ass at Sky Bar hardly makes one cool. As talentless as Stamos is... he still has accomplished something besides... well, being a wannabe Hollywood hipster queer kissing ass at Sky Bar. I have never met so many talentless, souless "artists" and "filmmakers" as I have in my two years in this city. The funny thing is that they actually feel they are making art, or a difference. What they don't know is the machine is bigger than them... and it has turned them into Dolce & Gabbana wearing, post modernist 50's dcor sporting, SUV driving, Lost Angeles cloned ASSHOLES!!!
This town IS NOT about art...
Time to start looking where to move. Geez...
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I told somebody at dinner tonight "I would kill a hobo with my bare hands for an artichoke right now." I'm glad they laughed even though I wasn't joking.
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also i love snow, the child in me. snow reminds me of xmas and xmas reminds me of my childhood and happiness and sometimes it reminds me of sad things too. so, i guess that explains it. i am sorry, i am tired, and not functioning properly.
No im not a artist, Ive just been a fan since the 80's.
Starting with the art in the old Skate/Punk mags, w/Pushead,Gaither,Rude,XnO then expanding from there.