This post will updated later tonight to ask a different kind of question. A question that I was asked at work. And I shall give my in depth answer. And I shall ask you the question as well, so be prepared for the...uh.. hell I don't know how to describe it, just wait till you see.
Edit: Sept 17
Sorry, I didn't get all the things I wanted to get done, done. So I didn't have inernet access. But as promised, here is the question, well the disscusion that led up to the finished version of the question.
Q: is my buddy. A: is me.
Q: Hey, what do you think of breasts?
A: Pardon?
Q: What do you think about breasts?
A: Is this some kind of weird trick question?
Q: No.
A: Well I think only women should have them because they wear them perfectly.
Q: That's not what I mean and you know it.
A: Umm no, no I don't. What do you mean?
Q: What do you think about the sizes?
A: I like them all
Q: Dude, you know what I fucking mean, so just answer the fucking question.
A: What the hell are you babbling about?
Q: How would you rate the different sizes?
A: Why didn't you just ask that in the first place?
Q: I FUCKING DID!!
A: No you didn't shit for brains, but here goes, ( here comes probably the best smart ass answer I have ever given and he did not get it )
starting with the small. Titties, boobies, tits, boobs, jugs. ultra large are jubblies.
Q: Whoa, thats pretty smart..
A: * rolls eyes * uh boy.
Q: What about fake boobs?
A: plastic. But I don't make fun of women who get them. It's their choice and you have to respect them for making it.
Q: So tell me, what about those ones that like, 85 year old biker chicks have that hang down and just kinda sway there?
A: Knockers. Now this conversation can be dropped.
Q: What do you think about man boobs?
A: I don't. Dude, I'm not sure if you missed your medication or you need to increase the dose, but this conversation is starting to go in a direction I would prefer not to go.
Q: What about animals, like gorillas? They have boobs, don't they?
A: OK, I'm outta here, I'll talk to you when you're back to normal.
This is a person I see on a daily basis. Welcome to my world.
Edit: Sept 17
Sorry, I didn't get all the things I wanted to get done, done. So I didn't have inernet access. But as promised, here is the question, well the disscusion that led up to the finished version of the question.
Q: is my buddy. A: is me.
Q: Hey, what do you think of breasts?
A: Pardon?
Q: What do you think about breasts?
A: Is this some kind of weird trick question?
Q: No.
A: Well I think only women should have them because they wear them perfectly.
Q: That's not what I mean and you know it.
A: Umm no, no I don't. What do you mean?
Q: What do you think about the sizes?
A: I like them all
Q: Dude, you know what I fucking mean, so just answer the fucking question.
A: What the hell are you babbling about?
Q: How would you rate the different sizes?
A: Why didn't you just ask that in the first place?
Q: I FUCKING DID!!
A: No you didn't shit for brains, but here goes, ( here comes probably the best smart ass answer I have ever given and he did not get it )
starting with the small. Titties, boobies, tits, boobs, jugs. ultra large are jubblies.
Q: Whoa, thats pretty smart..
A: * rolls eyes * uh boy.
Q: What about fake boobs?
A: plastic. But I don't make fun of women who get them. It's their choice and you have to respect them for making it.
Q: So tell me, what about those ones that like, 85 year old biker chicks have that hang down and just kinda sway there?
A: Knockers. Now this conversation can be dropped.
Q: What do you think about man boobs?
A: I don't. Dude, I'm not sure if you missed your medication or you need to increase the dose, but this conversation is starting to go in a direction I would prefer not to go.
Q: What about animals, like gorillas? They have boobs, don't they?
A: OK, I'm outta here, I'll talk to you when you're back to normal.
This is a person I see on a daily basis. Welcome to my world.
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