"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch... a condom so they could get it on."
God.. That Ariel.. I love her so.
Intoxicatingly beautiful.. and oh so witty..
laahhh... leave me one and i'll love you..
God.. That Ariel.. I love her so.
Intoxicatingly beautiful.. and oh so witty..
laahhh... leave me one and i'll love you..
nissutibor:
But then Jack realized he did not want to use a condom, Jill said he had to.....so Jack raped and murdered her. yay. 
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anywayyouneedme:
haha I remember when I wrote that. Lisa MEANT Jill realized that she hated condoms, so she forced Jack to rape her and slit her throat and beat her and shove her back down the fucking hill. Oh wait... that was me, not Jill.