arrojenkins

the shores I seek

are crimson tastes devine

i can't make myself heard

no matter how hard I scream

we miss you dilla.

his version.

the piano sample.

made on his death bed as a goodbye note to the world.

we miss you dilla.

George: Well..... I've never really felt confident in..... one particular aspect.

Jerry: Below the equator?

GEORGE: Yeah.

Jerry: Nobody does. You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.

GEORGE: I don't know. Last time I got the tap.

Jerry: You got the tap?

GEORGE:...
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We’re all just waiting for our sugar lumps. That’s how life has been structured for us. That’s how they’ve created such compliance within us. That’s what they do when colonists move in on an indigenous community—the first thing you do is ply them with tobacco, alcohol, and sugar lumps, comforts that they feel they can’t dispense or be without. Get them hooked on comforts, and...
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i hope all the kids from wonder showzen are doing ok.

irresponsible and lazy: ordering grubhub delivery

responsible and lazy: ordering instacart delivery

responsible and frugal: drinking free beer and having popcorn for dinner, again

is the worst soda I have ever tasted

and I've had a jones soda co turkey + gravy

it reminds me of when you were a kid

and you would mix up a bunch of different sodas at the machine and it would just taste like wrong

it is awful

anyway tune in next week when I'll review a terrible flavor of chips

send me some questions tonight! wtf are you up to? have you eaten? was it good? has anyone sucked your toes lately? what is the best cheese?