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*dialing the phone*

*ringing*

Him: Hello?
Me: Eric?
Him: Who?
Me: Eric please?
Him: Just a moment...
*pause*
Him: Hello?
Me: Eric?
Him: Yes
Me: This is Jennifer H. calling from Tom L.'s office, I'm (insert work crap here) Can you spell Shahil's name for me?
Him: Sure, just a moment, let me get my paperwork. I want to make sure I have this right.
Me: Certainly.

*click*
*dialtone*

*looks at phone, redials same number again*

Him: Hello?
Me: Eric?
Him: Yes (but his voice is different, very heavy Mass accent)
*looking at phone, seeing that I have indeed dialed the same number*
Me: *pause* Okay... You sound different. (thinking it's the first fellow who answered the phone earlier)
Him: Yah, I had food in my mouth. Whatcha need?
Me: Shahil's name, how do you spell it?
Him: Well that's a crazy name!!!
Me: *chuckling* Why yes, it is... which is why I can't spell it!
Him: Well I can't help you there, toots. What number are you calling?
Me: *pausing, confused* The same number I called before when I talked to... Eric, but he hung up on me... *rattling off number*
Him: Yeah, that's because you were talking to me before, too.
Me: *laughing* HA! Wow... YOU'RE ORNERY!
Him: Why yes! But you've been so fun to mess with! Are ya married?
Me: *laughing* Yes...
Him: Oh, Darn! Well, do you cheat on your husband?
Me: *blushing and laughing harder* No...
Him: Well that's a darned shame. I was gonna fly you out here.
Me: Ha! Anyways, I'm way across the country from you, buddy.
Him: How do you know where I am! This is my cell phone, that's the beaurty of it, I could be anywhere... My, married. That's a shame. You sound like quite a looker!
Me: I am!
Him: Ya are? What do you look like? What color is your hair?
Me: *laughing* Okay dood, I gotta get back to work... thanks for a good laugh today...
Him: Okay then...
Me: Take care now, you have a good day!

What a great way to break up the day....