armsxlikexblades

So yeah,

Some of you may know of, or heard dark legends about this Dismantle_me character. Until yesterday I was convinced she was myth, a government conspiracy, or more likely, one of Atom's fictional characters invented to lure young SGers into his lair of darkness where he can steal their testies and ovaries and add them to his extended collection.

I was rather suprised to find out that she is actually a real breathing person! Although her peg leg, shrill voice and deathly flatulence threw me off, she is infectiously....well...ok, there's really no way to say this nicely...she's retarded. By the end of the day I think I only had one functioning brain cell left.

Since then I've been wandering the streets aimlessly waving my arms and screaming "GLORIUS!!!" "SPLENDID" and "NO SLOTHS??? THIS ZOO CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!" to anyone within shouting distance.

Actually, I had a blast with tard girl. If you don't know her...go meet her now and make your life complete. She rules in every possible way and is sooooooo my new crush.

ummm....some highlights of the day she did'nt cover were...

1) Me pretending to be a bad driver and almost get in accidents so I could put my arm across her to "protect" her and simultaneously cop a feel. God I'm smoooth.

2) Being beat up for coping said feel.

3) Dismantle_me giving my nectarine and orange juice away to a homeless man while I whithered away and starved in our airconditioned BMW. CUNT!

4) Being forced to eat fried, breaded dophin penis at seaworld.