Damn it. I have to get a job. Business has been slow lately and will be until about late September. Having spent so much money on toys, drugs, hookers and prozac, I am now left with the sudden and chilling realization that the money tree is finally out of season and may need some tender pruning. The employees are all paid, and bonuses are out...so it's time to tighten the belt.
Sooooo I'm looking for a bartending gig. If anyone knows anyone who knows anyone who has a lead...hook a brotha up. I'm used to really nice places...so I'd like to do a dive or venue this time so I can be me. I hate saying "Oh yes, the salmon is de-LIGHT-ful. May I suggest a crisp glass of SUCK MY COCK with that. " Those of you who have been in the service industry feel me, right?
Tuesday I'm getting my sleeve started at Raygun Tattoos in Dana Point. I can't wait It'll be pretty.
Scratch tonights plans...the show sold out.
Sooooo I'm looking for a bartending gig. If anyone knows anyone who knows anyone who has a lead...hook a brotha up. I'm used to really nice places...so I'd like to do a dive or venue this time so I can be me. I hate saying "Oh yes, the salmon is de-LIGHT-ful. May I suggest a crisp glass of SUCK MY COCK with that. " Those of you who have been in the service industry feel me, right?
Tuesday I'm getting my sleeve started at Raygun Tattoos in Dana Point. I can't wait It'll be pretty.
Scratch tonights plans...the show sold out.
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is that spanish or italian
its crisp, but is it also light and aromatic?
does it go well with a dish of eat my shit?
Considering it was the third friday of the month i continued my tradition of playing old Color Me Bad albums and masturbating over a collective picture of all my ex boyfriends in my bathroom while wearing my favorite summer dress.