If anybody I know ever says to me..."Hey man, let's go to the Boogie in Anaheim," As God is my witness, I will stab said person in the throat repeatedly!
Invariably, I'm gonna get a bunch of people on here who LOVE that place...like every girl who likes shakin their ass. But I can't get into that place. First...It's like Fort Knox in that bitch. I've been to super secret government labratories with less security. Second...There seems to be some law in Anaheim allowing pre pubescent girls to strip naked or nearly naked as they girate their ample, supple bodies against plexi glass. It's alluring to be sure...but also a bit disturbing.
But I have finally found a couple places I dig down here. One is the Gypsy Lounge...a little dive in Lake Forest of all places. The other is a bitchin Jazz club call La Cave in Costa Mesa.
Apparantly for some reason or another there is a curse on La Cave tho. Everytime we go, someone we know gets arrested. The first time I went, I was in a car after festivities when my boy Matheu decided surfing the roof of the car on Newport Ave. at 2 AM was a good idea. AND IT WAS! For all of 14.2 seconds before 5 cops and a helicopter were on us. (It does'nt help when your drunk ass friend decides he'd like to run. ) I was the only one in the car that night who skipped getting arrested either because I'm good with words, or the cop really liked the blowjob I gave him.
Anyway the next time, a freind of ours, Gabe, had a gig there and did'nt show up. It was his girls b-day and she had'nt seen him earlier in the night as they had planned. Finally we got a drunk ass call from him that went something like this.
Gabe: WHIZIT. SMREGfRRRR. FUGGIN PIGSSSES.
Arson: Dude, you alright? Where are you?
Gabe: PIGS! PIGS BEEEEOTTTTCCHHH!LIZEN UP. RERGT MHI SHREGGET GATA.
Arson: Your in jail? Which jail?
Gabe: *proudly* I AAINT GOTZ NO PANTSSS ONN! HAHA! ..WHERRE...SHEET.
Arson: You don't have any pants on? What the....Gabe...let me talk to the cops.
Gabe: FUCK THE POOOOLIZ! *click*
Yeah...good times.
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Invariably, I'm gonna get a bunch of people on here who LOVE that place...like every girl who likes shakin their ass. But I can't get into that place. First...It's like Fort Knox in that bitch. I've been to super secret government labratories with less security. Second...There seems to be some law in Anaheim allowing pre pubescent girls to strip naked or nearly naked as they girate their ample, supple bodies against plexi glass. It's alluring to be sure...but also a bit disturbing.
But I have finally found a couple places I dig down here. One is the Gypsy Lounge...a little dive in Lake Forest of all places. The other is a bitchin Jazz club call La Cave in Costa Mesa.
Apparantly for some reason or another there is a curse on La Cave tho. Everytime we go, someone we know gets arrested. The first time I went, I was in a car after festivities when my boy Matheu decided surfing the roof of the car on Newport Ave. at 2 AM was a good idea. AND IT WAS! For all of 14.2 seconds before 5 cops and a helicopter were on us. (It does'nt help when your drunk ass friend decides he'd like to run. ) I was the only one in the car that night who skipped getting arrested either because I'm good with words, or the cop really liked the blowjob I gave him.
Anyway the next time, a freind of ours, Gabe, had a gig there and did'nt show up. It was his girls b-day and she had'nt seen him earlier in the night as they had planned. Finally we got a drunk ass call from him that went something like this.
Gabe: WHIZIT. SMREGfRRRR. FUGGIN PIGSSSES.
Arson: Dude, you alright? Where are you?
Gabe: PIGS! PIGS BEEEEOTTTTCCHHH!LIZEN UP. RERGT MHI SHREGGET GATA.
Arson: Your in jail? Which jail?
Gabe: *proudly* I AAINT GOTZ NO PANTSSS ONN! HAHA! ..WHERRE...SHEET.
Arson: You don't have any pants on? What the....Gabe...let me talk to the cops.
Gabe: FUCK THE POOOOLIZ! *click*
Yeah...good times.
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nadya:
drexel:
yeah i agree that cool bars/clubs in oc are few and far between. keep me posted when you find them. don't mind if i steer clear of the jinxed ones tho.
don't mind if i steer clear of the jinxed ones tho.