Pursue mediocrity...
you'll never be disappointed.
you'll never be disappointed.
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Dear Jeebus...
...from here on out...can you please make is so at least ONE of the women I date is'nt crazy as shit.
Pleeeeeeeeeease.
FUCK.
The Early Grave
Take it away...I've had enough and I should've known better. I should've known better.
Take it away...my head is low...like a burning lantern...I should've known better.
In time my reactions slow...
All day running... high and low......
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...from here on out...can you please make is so at least ONE of the women I date is'nt crazy as shit.
Pleeeeeeeeeease.
FUCK.
The Early Grave
Take it away...I've had enough and I should've known better. I should've known better.
Take it away...my head is low...like a burning lantern...I should've known better.
In time my reactions slow...
All day running... high and low......
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kundalini:
I'll do what I can about the girlfriend thing...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
astasia:
honey havent you learned by now that all women are crazy...the levels just vary from woman to woman.
there will be one who has the perfect level for you.
just decided to stop by...cus i havent talked to you in a while.
xx
there will be one who has the perfect level for you.
just decided to stop by...cus i havent talked to you in a while.
xx
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kundalini:
I know exactly what you mean. I fucking love being an uncle! 
akasha823:
You are such a man! But you still rock! 
There is something very freeing and special about public urination.
I feel one with nature...er....I mean the urban landscape when I'm pissing besides a dumpster.
I feel one with nature...er....I mean the urban landscape when I'm pissing besides a dumpster.
So...
I now live in a Laguna Beach. I love it. No more roommate drama. No more bullshit. I shoulda moved out MONTHS ago...but until recently the money just was'nt there.
BUT NOW....
I ended up taking the job offer with National City Mortgage as a Loan Officer. I've been doing it about a month. Next month my probationary period will be making $$$$$$$$$. More...
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I now live in a Laguna Beach. I love it. No more roommate drama. No more bullshit. I shoulda moved out MONTHS ago...but until recently the money just was'nt there.
BUT NOW....
I ended up taking the job offer with National City Mortgage as a Loan Officer. I've been doing it about a month. Next month my probationary period will be making $$$$$$$$$. More...
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kundalini:
Buy lots of sex.
It's what I would do.
It's what I would do.
nadya:
Taco Loco is in Laguna. Lunch?
soooo....why is china so terrible?
And retarded was exactly the look i was going for. thanks.
.... you lower my self-esteem. I'm going to go cut myself now.
soooo....why is china so terrible?
And retarded was exactly the look i was going for. thanks.
.... you lower my self-esteem. I'm going to go cut myself now.
Best movie I've seen in a looooong time.
Boondock saints.
Boondock saints.
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nadya:
dooooood.. creepiest thing. You're on the Gilmore Girl on the WB tuesdays at 8.
I was flipping through the channels and BAM! there you were.
...well, not you... but a really cute boy that has your same little smirk thing you do. He really doesn't look like you that much but makes a lot of similar facial expressions.
Made me miss you like whoa.
I was flipping through the channels and BAM! there you were.
...well, not you... but a really cute boy that has your same little smirk thing you do. He really doesn't look like you that much but makes a lot of similar facial expressions.
Made me miss you like whoa.
akasha823:
I only do peep-shows in person.
someone tell me what to do next?
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ace:
i feel your pain with the whole roommate saga.... my roommate just got married and his wife is outta control. tell them all to fuck off..anyways...where in laguna beach are you moving?
kundalini:
Make room on the couch for me.
Oh, and that's a picture of my illegititmate son. His oddly shaped head is my reward from God for years of masturbation.
Oh, and that's a picture of my illegititmate son. His oddly shaped head is my reward from God for years of masturbation.
If I could only burn half as bright as I did
in the days that I was on fire for you
I'd light the world for days on end
so that even the sun would envy me.
The empty tokens of my love would'nt fall on deaf ears...
they would'nt echo in empty halls...
they'd never seek an audience in empty eyes.
The one thing...
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in the days that I was on fire for you
I'd light the world for days on end
so that even the sun would envy me.
The empty tokens of my love would'nt fall on deaf ears...
they would'nt echo in empty halls...
they'd never seek an audience in empty eyes.
The one thing...
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kundalini:
Such longing...
Where do you hide it when you're busy with work for days at a time...?
Where do you hide it when you're busy with work for days at a time...?
wtf:
I hate you for the way you can write and move me to choke back tears and you didn't even have to go through anything to put forth such prose. When do you find free time to write?
The drama NEVER EVER stops with these fuckers I live with. All I want to do is extracate myself completely from their influence and abnormally superior ability to bring stress, inconsistency and complete idiocy to my life.
Tell me how fucked up this is.
I live with two friends and one of them is married. So I get to inherit all their dysfunction. All the...
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Tell me how fucked up this is.
I live with two friends and one of them is married. So I get to inherit all their dysfunction. All the...
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timeoftheeclipse:
that is tres uncool
i couldnt deal with being around that
hell
i go to my parents and cant deal with their fighting for more than a few minutes
this is insane
get out while you still can
i couldnt deal with being around that
hell
i go to my parents and cant deal with their fighting for more than a few minutes
this is insane
get out while you still can
unknowntrigram:
Welcome to the BCB group.
kundalini:
Exactly. Everything is out of whack. It's bizarre. Surreal, in fact. 
If it were you....
Car sales position....shitty hours. No weekends off. Possible pay from 2000 to 10000 monthly depending on lightning striking or not. Usually within the 2-4k range....
OR
Loan officer position. Guarantee of 3000 for the first two months...then salary of 1500 with commission. Great benefits. Usually from 3500 to 5000 or more per month. Work hard during the week.... WEEKENDS OFF.
It...
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Car sales position....shitty hours. No weekends off. Possible pay from 2000 to 10000 monthly depending on lightning striking or not. Usually within the 2-4k range....
OR
Loan officer position. Guarantee of 3000 for the first two months...then salary of 1500 with commission. Great benefits. Usually from 3500 to 5000 or more per month. Work hard during the week.... WEEKENDS OFF.
It...
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wtf:
Part I. Sales or loan position? Hmmmm. the sales gig sounded great too before you got there right? There is a guy at my dealership and he knows somebody who is writing mortgages and making 6 figures, he swears, and yet he is still there. Everything is greener on the other side. Fuck, I wish I could get a pounder for staying, how many units you get out last month for that kind of begging?
I had a shitty day, I'm not answering the first question.
Boy should wait .5 days. He should then text said girl and invite her to go out to lunch/ dinner etc. Then he should share his dessert or show her his pictures in his wallet, or other concert tickets while accidentially "on purpose" dripping dessert on his shirt so he can see if she notices and points it out to you and you can see how she acts. (annoyed by your clumsiness, points it out with a smile on her face, wipes it away for you, etc.). IF all goes well, they will both be sharing socks and everything will be great.
I had a shitty day, I'm not answering the first question.
Boy should wait .5 days. He should then text said girl and invite her to go out to lunch/ dinner etc. Then he should share his dessert or show her his pictures in his wallet, or other concert tickets while accidentially "on purpose" dripping dessert on his shirt so he can see if she notices and points it out to you and you can see how she acts. (annoyed by your clumsiness, points it out with a smile on her face, wipes it away for you, etc.). IF all goes well, they will both be sharing socks and everything will be great.
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avaneveah:
I knew someone was watching me
viciousdemalice:
Non too shabby. As a fellow pencil-slinger, me likes. Kudos to you. 
I'm just shocked and phased. What, did they send out a major special for goodies but oldies? First Pica_Pica, now you?
Wow, just as my subscription ends. Damn.