I got the pumpkin blues
Though everyone knows it
So it's not news
I got it bad
It makes me mad
Well thats the pumpkin blues
Worse than 9/11
hurts like pennies from heaven
like cancer from mobile phones
Macauley culkin and all
his home alones
I got those pumpkin blues
standing in nike shoes
and no underpants
I got it bad
it makes me mad
Well thats the pumpkin blues
Better than van helsing,
but only slightly
I tread in anger
certainly not lightly
but what ever the weather
this time of year
I just can't wait to
see the pumpkin from the rear
I got the pumpkin blues
Though everyone knows it
So it's not news
I got it bad
It makes me mad
Well thats the pumpkin blues