I am back! I love my family, but not for four days straight. Too much, "You need to lose weight. Why aren't you engaged to a nice Jewish boy? Stop shaming the family with your tattoos..." BLAH! I have a ton of school work to do. Can anyone help me with Microsoft Excel? I am so failing my computer class. 
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my mom is a little shocked that i have a Jewish gf now.
"Why cant you find a nice church girl?"
...my reply?
"Mainly because we dont go to church?"
hahaha ZING!!!!