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I tried to get in a barfight complete with brass knuckles. You know how I roll. Suprisingly I didn't get kicked out of reprimanded, the guy I was getting smart with bought my roommate and I a beer. I'm a bad motha....SHUT YO MOUTH!

THERE IS A BEE!!! A BEE IS IN MY ROOM! I AM FUCKING SCARED!!!!!

I was recently asked, "When are you going to come out with the SGATLiens?" In response I will have to say, "When I quit having horrible social anxiety induced panic attacks that even my chill pills can't cure. Sorry guys, love ya all, but I don't go out much or ever really....Now that I think about it. I'm a pretty big dorkface.

My roomate came up with a new term for getting cut off when you've had too much booze. "Alright, you've been Terri Shiavoed. Shia-voed!" If we weren't going to hell before, we sure as fuck are now.

I fell off the roof yesterday and royally fucked up my foot. Now I an hobbling around on a gimpy crutch and it's the first day of new classes. Maybe my professors will give me A's for sympathy.

Yesterday I met the cutest old lady. She loves puppies. And I quote, "You don't say that D-O-G word around me. They are little babies in fur jackets."

My roommate and I went to Wal-mart and then decided to get drunk and turn our backyard into a water park. We were running around in wet suits and bikini's with water guns full of whiskey asking...
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So Marley, my Dane has horrible seperation anxiety. I mean I'm gone for about 40 seconds and she starts whining and trying to barrel through whatever door is in her way. So I'm at home last night and I wanted to take a shower, so I take Marley into the bathroom with me so she won't cry. I hop in the shower and about 2...
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