arguablysane

Today
is such an awful
unhappy day.

I go down to MEPPS next Thursday afternoon to take the full ASVAB battery exam.

After the written part is through, I take the physical.

Then I make the final decision to whether or not I sign X number of years of my life away simply for lack of any other place to call a home.

I'm kind of not sure about being given a...
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So....
Friday morning I go down to take the ASVAB military placement test.

A lot of people aren't going to like this idea.
The girl is already very unhappy with me.
Guess I didn't really expect her to take it well.

Navy, Army, Air Force... we'll see I guess.
Depends on what they have to offer.

It's not really what I want to do at...
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So I've discovered the absolute best invention in the history of man: The Flask.

I can drink while grocery shopping.
I can sip a few nips while standing in line at the bank.
I can even drop a few shots while I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom.

I'm so happy.

Also, tonight was a very good night because my girl is just amazing....
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Eff you people and your silly little go-and-play-dress-up B&D ball, I'm going to see Jim Norton tonight.

I can't fucking wait. Woo!

i count myself among the fortunate when i am blessed with the ability to fall asleep in a good mood.

these occasions are rare, and not unnoticed, thanks to you.
your ignorance is equivalent to my denial of forgiveness.

a fraction can correct vision.
i suppose that's all that matters in the interim.

so illogical and so elementary how one tiny tiny division of being...
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Love the nights at the bar with my favorite ladies.
Good times, sweet brews, many shots, and sent Drizz Nasty out with many bangs.
Better come back alive, fucker... or I'll poop on your corpse in Arlington national cemetary.

Scarlett, you rowdy bitch, downed those Jagers like a pro, and those damn nachos were on point.
That bottle of hot sauces is gonna serve me...
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i walked to burlington coat factory and bought a new pillow. it makes me very happy.

it's just like the one i used to have that my mom gave me when i was 8, that had a totally sweet spiderman pillowcase on it that i got at wal-mart in certain company who convinced me that it was alright to be a dork, and to buy...
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so.... hacked off about 8/9 inches of the headcover.
asked for no more than six.
not likin' it one little bit.
the girl doesn't either.
feelin kinda naked.

she's not gonna let me hear the end of this one.

don't think i'll be letting vagina owner x touch my hair ever again.
grow back quickly, my mal-shaped head-hider.

Sin City is teh fucking 0wnz0rs.

so yeah... i finally broke down and joined this site.

hoopty-fuckin-doo.