Series of unfortunate events....
...and I am not talking about that warped weird JIm Carrey movie. Over the past two days I've had one fucked up thing happen right after the other. See list below:
1)
Event:
After driving about 1 and a half hours from Port Orchard to the Sea-Tac airport, I grab my luggage from my friends car and shit..it hits me, I forgot my coat at their house. (not a big deal right?) well my license was in one of the pockets. The only ID I had....god damn it.
Aftermath: all hail Costco...since it had my picture on the damn card with my name, the Alaska airlines lady accepted it. Phew...where ever she may be, I hope she has a wonderful life.
2)
Event:
Get past security (riffle through my bags, wand me and such, hope they enjoyed finding my nipple clamps and bondage books..hehehe) I sit down and wait to take my plane to San Diego. Oh yeah, not gonna be easy, once the plane arrived so messed up to Seattle that they had to swap it for a completely new plane.
Aftermath:
During my two hour delay, went to the bar and tried to make time faster. On the plus side, the new plane had super comfy seats.
3)
Event:
Where I live an asphalt company was gonna come through today, Monday Dec. 5th, to pave one of the streets. I was told on which street to park as to avoid any nasty inconveniences with the asphalt company. But we all know what's coming next...oh yeah you guessed it. I got wrong information, so I get up this morning walk towards my car, no cute little white car available. Sigh...just breathe..just breathe.
Aftermath: Lucky me, my fiance's car was still in the garage, so I succeded to acquire mobility. All that's left is going to pick up my car from the magical impound lot, where magical pixies will require 244 washingtons for their private collection. It's all so wonderful....more sigh.
4)
Event:
On top of events 1~3, I got sinusitis. Meaning wonderful sinus pressure, inflammed throat, and rockin' post nasal drip. So I'm drugged out of my mind, with so many chemicals in my body that school today just seems like a blur. I get home from my last concert for my music class, I'm tired, sick, cranky that my car got towed, and all I want is some fuckin' soup. I take the lid off my "ready to eat" soup and the contents are absorbed by one of the pub table chairs. I see the stewy goodness slide off the edge of the table, onto the chair and ever so slowly dripping to the floor, and on my feet in a delightful circular pattern.
Aftermath:
I get no dinner, I clean up the mess, and by now I feel cursed. Bad shit keeps happening to me and I'm about to lose it. Maybe I should just make myself a margarita...yeah that would be nice.
Good night.
...and I am not talking about that warped weird JIm Carrey movie. Over the past two days I've had one fucked up thing happen right after the other. See list below:
1)
Event:
After driving about 1 and a half hours from Port Orchard to the Sea-Tac airport, I grab my luggage from my friends car and shit..it hits me, I forgot my coat at their house. (not a big deal right?) well my license was in one of the pockets. The only ID I had....god damn it.
Aftermath: all hail Costco...since it had my picture on the damn card with my name, the Alaska airlines lady accepted it. Phew...where ever she may be, I hope she has a wonderful life.
2)
Event:
Get past security (riffle through my bags, wand me and such, hope they enjoyed finding my nipple clamps and bondage books..hehehe) I sit down and wait to take my plane to San Diego. Oh yeah, not gonna be easy, once the plane arrived so messed up to Seattle that they had to swap it for a completely new plane.
Aftermath:
During my two hour delay, went to the bar and tried to make time faster. On the plus side, the new plane had super comfy seats.
3)
Event:
Where I live an asphalt company was gonna come through today, Monday Dec. 5th, to pave one of the streets. I was told on which street to park as to avoid any nasty inconveniences with the asphalt company. But we all know what's coming next...oh yeah you guessed it. I got wrong information, so I get up this morning walk towards my car, no cute little white car available. Sigh...just breathe..just breathe.
Aftermath: Lucky me, my fiance's car was still in the garage, so I succeded to acquire mobility. All that's left is going to pick up my car from the magical impound lot, where magical pixies will require 244 washingtons for their private collection. It's all so wonderful....more sigh.
4)
Event:
On top of events 1~3, I got sinusitis. Meaning wonderful sinus pressure, inflammed throat, and rockin' post nasal drip. So I'm drugged out of my mind, with so many chemicals in my body that school today just seems like a blur. I get home from my last concert for my music class, I'm tired, sick, cranky that my car got towed, and all I want is some fuckin' soup. I take the lid off my "ready to eat" soup and the contents are absorbed by one of the pub table chairs. I see the stewy goodness slide off the edge of the table, onto the chair and ever so slowly dripping to the floor, and on my feet in a delightful circular pattern.
Aftermath:
I get no dinner, I clean up the mess, and by now I feel cursed. Bad shit keeps happening to me and I'm about to lose it. Maybe I should just make myself a margarita...yeah that would be nice.
Good night.
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you passed level 2!
sugoi! dooshite nihongo dekiru?
I'm going to go for level 2 next year. I lived there for a couple of years a ways back.
i have approved you for the SDSG group. there is an event tomarrow if you are interested.