Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms (not mine but there are some funny ones in here, note i did not read them all)
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put... Read More
so yesterday was my birthday and a good 90% of my friends either didnt acknowledge it, or were to busy to do anything. yeah really shows who my friends are. the two closest friends i have after the fallout this spring didnt say a word. which hit me really hard after i got done talking to... Read More
So I'm watching "Return of the Jedi: Now With Fakey-Looking Computerized Creatures Instead of Fakey-Looking Rubber Creatures," which I got for Christmas, and I noticed that Lucas hasn't fixed the main non-Ewok problem with the movie: the fact that the final battle between Luke and Vader makes no sense.
Here we have Luke "Badass" Skywalker, Jedi Extraordinaire. He's mown down Stormtroopers like bowling pins on... Read More
Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady:
I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to.
Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following:
1. I am not Home Depot. If... Read More
its amazing how hard mentaly this snow hit me today. ever since march i have had myself convinced that i was gonna be out of here before it came and same as every time here i am lamenting the fact that im fucking worthless. it has pushed out a side of me i thought i could/had put away but sure as shit i show my... Read More
