I like to pretend that I'm popular. I like to pretend that I'm attractive and all the girls stare at me and they're attracted to me. I like to think that everyone likes me and I'm a great person. I like to pretend that I'm smart. I like to think that I'm a hard worker deserving of a promotion. I like thinking that my life is going to matter and that I'm going to make a difference in this world. I like thinking that I'm not a number and that I'm unique. I like to think that girls cannot resist me. I like to think that tons of girls have a secret crush on me. I like thinking that people will even take the time to read this. I also like to think that people aren't going to take this as fishing for compliments...
Too bad none of this true.
Too bad none of this true.