archernu

I have very little tolerance for caffeine. On the rare occasion that I partake of it, it makes me fucking loopy.

And speaking of the Guinness, I make the most kickass gingerbread cake with it. It goes really well with the Guinness ice cream.

I aim to please. Actually, most of my good comedy gets used on Dogslife's journal, so I mostly aim to comment in Dogslife's journal.

I got into a fight just a couple of days ago. Some drunk frat boys from the local pharamcy college burned me with a lit cigarette (completely unprovoked, of course), so I smashed one in the face with his own beer and ran like hell. Live to fight another day, eh?

Is this a low-grade addiction? Like a cup or two in the morning? Or are you chugging it all the time? It starts to turn your insides toxic after a while- your sweat becomes extremely acidic, so you basically stink. I had to cut myself off after reaching that point.