Tuesday Feb 03, 2009

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Our organisation is seeking a blonde virgin of either gender (it's a new day and age) for dragon sacrifice.

Must be tender, clean shaven, a natural blonde, gullible and above all else, tasty.

Please respond with stats and date of availability for sacrifice. Different dragons to choose from, first come, first served.

Payment of 2 sheep and 3 goats will be made to your family upon completion of job.

Thank you.

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static_life:
finally some people that know how to enjoy themselves
ravenscarr:
Umm sorry, I don't like to be 'that guy' who writes to complain, but I bought a virgin from your organisation last month, and I'm pretty sure she had been played with before we ever opened the wrapper. My dragon tried eating her, but he could only finish the top half and his fire breathing has been lacklustre ever since. Having used you in the past I ma reluctant to change suppliers, but as you are probably aware, Virginworld down the street from you guys is offering a new virgin 6 pack, complete with an angry farming implement wielding mob.

I hope your customer service department takes these issues as seriously as I do!

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