arachnea

"i'm Sorry, I Bought Porn"

I'm going to write a book. And it's going to be about the strange reactions I get in the following situation:

You're walking along the street and this muddy homeless dude that looks like he has more heroin in his blood than anything else and asks you for some money.

I glance over and say loudly: I'm sorry - I bought porn.

I have gotten some of the best comments from this, and if not comments, then the sheer reactions are absolutely hilarious.

"Are you serious??"

"Yep"

I grin and prance off on my merry way. They're still scratching their heads and wondering - what the fuck, did that just happen?


Yes. Yes it did. And I want it to happen MORE! Next time someone asks you for money, just smile and politely say: I'm sorry - I bought porn.

I guarantee hilarity.

Trust me.