Whoooooooooaaa
I have been MIA lika a whoooaaa.
sorry, life got kinda hectic for awhile and I had to kick it in the ass before I realized....WHAT THE FUCK
Today I went to see the Wailers. I can't even describe in words what a blast I had. No, literally, I can't explain it. Anybody who knows who the Wailers are, you definately understand the state of mind I was in. Anybody who doesn't know who the Wailers are, take one look at my profile at what I "can't live without" and you'll know.
After that "enlightening" experience, I drank a 40 and watched Oklahoma State get served by GeorgiaTech. I was routin for Muhammed the whole time (anyone who doesn't know who Muhammed is on
Georgia Tech obivously doesn't watch enought ESPN or doesn't lust after African men) Anyways, after that, I ate 4 big bowls of frosted flakes and stated cleaning my aparmtnet at 9 at night.
For some reason I decided to get on my hands an knees and scrub my kitchen floor, maybe perhaps because I was sprawled on it last night and I thhought it was talking to me, but that was after coming home from the bar so I might know what happened.......
anyways, dumbass here is wearing black sweatpants and wife beater. of course it makes sense to splash bleach on the floor. So dumbass in the purple pants now cleans house. With a Newport in one hand and a Miller Light (and no pure sauce, I was going for the MGD but they only had it in 24 packs) I am talking to my mom on the phone about skylights.......because we have nothing else to talk about.
While listening to Tanto Metro and Devonte, I pluck my eyebrows, shower, put on lipgloss an earrings and head to my friends house. Two miller lights in hand. We watch Saturday Night Live hosted by Donald Trump while flipping to Howard Stern with Jim Carey. You guess which one was funnier. exactly.
so I was burning candles while cleaning and blew them out before i left the apt. at Ricky's house, we hear a Ton of firetrucks go by. I run (I am a paranoid bitch, i really am paranoid). i run out the door thinkin i forgot to blow out a candle. We come to the apartment complex next to mine (mind youwe are on foot because three blocks were crossed off by about 50 firetrucks) and the complex next to mine is burning with flames 10 fit high, 2 stories crumbling. about 560 kids were in the street, some crying, some hyperventalating, some drinkin, some smokin, some just being stupid "let me see and gather around because I have nothing more exctiing in my life" i almost started crying, because I felt the heat staning 50 feet away and the air was thick with black smoke you almost couldn't breathe. It mind blowing, and you get that feeling in the bottom of your stomach.
I couldnt get home very easily because alot of shit was blocked off. but it was freaky, since this happened to my good frineds 3 years ago just four blocks away.
anyways, i came home and "enlightend" myself again while eating a baked potatoe and choclate chip cookies.
the time change just happened....it feels like a day in the twilight zone.
I have been MIA lika a whoooaaa.
sorry, life got kinda hectic for awhile and I had to kick it in the ass before I realized....WHAT THE FUCK
Today I went to see the Wailers. I can't even describe in words what a blast I had. No, literally, I can't explain it. Anybody who knows who the Wailers are, you definately understand the state of mind I was in. Anybody who doesn't know who the Wailers are, take one look at my profile at what I "can't live without" and you'll know.
After that "enlightening" experience, I drank a 40 and watched Oklahoma State get served by GeorgiaTech. I was routin for Muhammed the whole time (anyone who doesn't know who Muhammed is on
Georgia Tech obivously doesn't watch enought ESPN or doesn't lust after African men) Anyways, after that, I ate 4 big bowls of frosted flakes and stated cleaning my aparmtnet at 9 at night.
For some reason I decided to get on my hands an knees and scrub my kitchen floor, maybe perhaps because I was sprawled on it last night and I thhought it was talking to me, but that was after coming home from the bar so I might know what happened.......
anyways, dumbass here is wearing black sweatpants and wife beater. of course it makes sense to splash bleach on the floor. So dumbass in the purple pants now cleans house. With a Newport in one hand and a Miller Light (and no pure sauce, I was going for the MGD but they only had it in 24 packs) I am talking to my mom on the phone about skylights.......because we have nothing else to talk about.
While listening to Tanto Metro and Devonte, I pluck my eyebrows, shower, put on lipgloss an earrings and head to my friends house. Two miller lights in hand. We watch Saturday Night Live hosted by Donald Trump while flipping to Howard Stern with Jim Carey. You guess which one was funnier. exactly.
so I was burning candles while cleaning and blew them out before i left the apt. at Ricky's house, we hear a Ton of firetrucks go by. I run (I am a paranoid bitch, i really am paranoid). i run out the door thinkin i forgot to blow out a candle. We come to the apartment complex next to mine (mind youwe are on foot because three blocks were crossed off by about 50 firetrucks) and the complex next to mine is burning with flames 10 fit high, 2 stories crumbling. about 560 kids were in the street, some crying, some hyperventalating, some drinkin, some smokin, some just being stupid "let me see and gather around because I have nothing more exctiing in my life" i almost started crying, because I felt the heat staning 50 feet away and the air was thick with black smoke you almost couldn't breathe. It mind blowing, and you get that feeling in the bottom of your stomach.
I couldnt get home very easily because alot of shit was blocked off. but it was freaky, since this happened to my good frineds 3 years ago just four blocks away.
anyways, i came home and "enlightend" myself again while eating a baked potatoe and choclate chip cookies.
the time change just happened....it feels like a day in the twilight zone.
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killgannon:
so the name arabitch funny cause i guess i could be arabastard since i grew up in daharran saudi arabia but thats another story. you seem like a coll chill type of chick and there needs to more in the world especially in colorado! 
mr_ruckus:
Where ya at?