Actually that is funny that you call it realistic, because that is what I refer to it as. Great minds think alike I guess. Although drunk on wine you made perfect sense, at least to me.
one of my co-workers went to costa rica a few months back, he loved it so much he came back late, we thought he was killed or something when he didnt show up to work when he was supposed to, when he did come back he wasnt apoligetic about missing at all cause he had such a great time