What a morning I've had.You go through life not having anything exciting happening and then all this happens to you!I got up early to check the mail and there was a knock on the door.It was the postman!He said "There is a truck outside with 1000 letters for you.I couldn't fit them through the letterbox!".Poor postman.They were all from Cocacola telling me that I'd won a competition I'd entered when I was 9 to go to the premier of "Ghostbusters" in Hollywood as I'd correctly identified all 3 spooky noises on the "ghostline" number I'd phoned 2 weeks earlier.The postman said the letters were a bit late.Then 10 minutes later, aliens came to the front door,trying to sell us cleaning products but as they only had tenticles and not hands,the demonstrations were not very convincing.Then a big jet flew really low over our house and the whole roof came off!It was really funny!Then when I was helping my dad out in the garden,his spade hit something metallic in the ground.Excitedly,we started to dig deeper and we found a sign saying "Atlantis this way!".But we didn't go and went back in doors for coffee.But when I went to go and make two cups of coffee,the kettle flew away!That wasn't so funny as I was thirsty.Then my dad suggested we drive to the Campsies,big hills near our house,to see Peregrine falcons.I was still thirsty so I brought some water.When we got to the Campsies it was snowing!My dad said it would be hard to see the falcons in the snow because they change to invisible when it snows.Instead we climbed up a bit higher and I found a
Pteranodon's nest!It wasn't home so I waited until it came back.It flew over my head to try and get me to get out of the big nest but I was too quick.I threw my water at it and it exploded!Then I jumped onto a teatray I found in the nest and slid down the hill to safety!Then we drove back to the house and I'm writing this now.Now I know your going to tell me that all this didn't happen but it did!Really.Em,Maybe.
Pteranodon's nest!It wasn't home so I waited until it came back.It flew over my head to try and get me to get out of the big nest but I was too quick.I threw my water at it and it exploded!Then I jumped onto a teatray I found in the nest and slid down the hill to safety!Then we drove back to the house and I'm writing this now.Now I know your going to tell me that all this didn't happen but it did!Really.Em,Maybe.
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cant wait to do the big horror movie... co-writer is slaving away on a filmable draft of script (he cancelled trip to Russia to do it!). havent got locations yet but there are some possibilities, although they've torn down the hospital we used in 'four letter word'. cunts.
it's 4.26am... must... sleep... karaoke videos... killing me....