Hi, my name is Tanner's computer.
I have eleventy billion types of firewalls and anti-virus software and a relatively intelligent user who doesn't open suspicious emails or click links in peoples' AIM profiles. But I have a virus anyway. Just kidding! I don't have a virus. You can't get online. Nope, wait, now you can. People are IM'ing you, but I'm not going to let you read what they typed. There is still 15% of space left on my hard drive. My hard drive is too full to run a system scan and defrag. Somehow, this all makes my speakers stop working too. You can try to back up your files, but I won't let you eject the disc. While you're at it, go ahead and strip down and bend over. I might not work properly, but I do have a hard drive and plenty of RAM to go around.
I have eleventy billion types of firewalls and anti-virus software and a relatively intelligent user who doesn't open suspicious emails or click links in peoples' AIM profiles. But I have a virus anyway. Just kidding! I don't have a virus. You can't get online. Nope, wait, now you can. People are IM'ing you, but I'm not going to let you read what they typed. There is still 15% of space left on my hard drive. My hard drive is too full to run a system scan and defrag. Somehow, this all makes my speakers stop working too. You can try to back up your files, but I won't let you eject the disc. While you're at it, go ahead and strip down and bend over. I might not work properly, but I do have a hard drive and plenty of RAM to go around.
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I hope to give it a try once the paychecks start to build up a bit.
What an awsome dream.....I hope you get to write forever
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