You know what's highly underrated?
Making out.
No sex, no clothes flying off, just rolling around on a futon fucking up each other's hair and making out until your lips go numb and feel like pins and needles for the next few hours.
God, that's beautiful.
Because the thing about making out is that it's the only thing you can't simulate. Sex and it's lesser counterparts, let's face it, if you need to, you can do all that on your own. But you can't make out with yourself. At least not in a way that I'm aware of.
A kiss from the right girl is a thousand times sexier than sex with someone you don't care about.
I'm giddy as hell.
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee!
Making out.
No sex, no clothes flying off, just rolling around on a futon fucking up each other's hair and making out until your lips go numb and feel like pins and needles for the next few hours.
God, that's beautiful.
Because the thing about making out is that it's the only thing you can't simulate. Sex and it's lesser counterparts, let's face it, if you need to, you can do all that on your own. But you can't make out with yourself. At least not in a way that I'm aware of.
A kiss from the right girl is a thousand times sexier than sex with someone you don't care about.
I'm giddy as hell.
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee!

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Sounds good for halloween--provided the streakers don't completely mow me down like they almost did last year. Have you been on Franklin St. for halloween before? Quite the experience.
Now if only I can find a pair of fishnet tights that will fit a former d-lineman, my bunny will be complete
Kisses